The most disturbing thing...

Dude. If that is your teacher, she is one fine woman. I would try to hit it, even if you are 14, and still have floppy cock. You could at least smush it up against her a few times, and spank off about it in a year or two.

ONly question I have is, how do you not know if this is your teacher or not? Do you never look at her face?¹



¹Although, I could see how that would be possible, with a bod like that.

 

By the gods I wish I had a teacher like that... Chunky, if you don't take advantage of this... correction... if you don't take advantage of HER then I'll hunt your ass down and blackmail her myself. =D

 

aw man, i have to pay for my smut?

 

Not on the rest of the Intarweb you don't. Only suckers pay for porn these days.

Edit - I've looked at the pictures, and I'm not that impressed. Yeah, she's not bad, but her tits are too small, and are shaped in an unusual fashion. She also looks way too young and girlish to be a teacher of anyone at anything, and big black dildo's just don't do it for me. I've also had better looking teachers, but unfortunately they didn't do porn.

 

Dude, critique her all you want. Don't you remember those days, back when you and I were 14-ish and horny as hell? Hump any hole that stunk, we would. Only problem, we weren't getting any.

Plus there's the whole taboo older woman-young boy, teacher-student, woman authority thing. Man. That just does it for me. Guess that's why I want my grandma so bad.

 

That is by far the most disgusting sexual image I've ever heard. I swear to god I got dry heaves when you said that retard... So, so, so gross. uke: Seriously man, why? WHY!!!???

<edit> fine, fine, so I did laugh pretty hard, but only after I threw up.

 

I found that to be about the most amusing sexual description ever. Don't be a pussy, Sleek.

 

On a completely unrelated note, I can only recall getting dry heaves once in my life. Of course, they were only dry heaves because I'd thrown up everything else in my stomach during the afternoon and early evening. I hate food poisoning.

Apart from that one time, if I'm throwing up, I always get something, even if it is only a mouthful or two. My friend claims to have never thrown up as a result of consuming too much alcohol - reckons he gets dry heaves only.

Changing topics again, anyone else ever seen someone throw up from lack of water and exhaustion? It's not pretty, I'll tell you that. The guy I saw just couldn't stop - constant stream of yellow crap coming out of his stomach. I hated the bastard, but even I felt a twinge of sympathy for him.

I love derailing threads...

 

Yeah, I didn't have real dry heaves. The two times I got them were: A) after running a mile in august, in Louisianna, with very little water, and no food in me, B) after throwing up everything else.

When I lived in England my family went on a road trip, and we stopped at burger king to eat(I had a double Bacon Cheeseburger). Half an hour later we're stuck in a roundabout because we don't know where we're going, I'm in the way back surrounded by luggage and everyone's clothes getting sick, and I can't open the window more than 3 inches because its one of those shitty minivan rear windows where you can only angle the window so the bottom edge sticks out about 3 inches... ANYWAY, I throw up and catch it in my hands because I dont want to ge it all over everyone else's clothing and luggage, and dump it out the window, I do this twice. At some point I realized I had a horrible pain in my nose, and blood is pouring out. Why you ask? Because a 2 inch piece of undigested bacon was sticking about a quarter of an inch out of my nostril, and had ripped through my sinus cavity. I pulled it out and started bleeding all over my vomit covered shirt. What a fun vacation.

 

now that's an image that i could have done without...

 

Chunky don't be a idiot! If I had a chance like that I would "smush it up against her a few times" like hell mate.

 

Theres actually finer white meat in that site. But knowing her is a plus.

 

I guess chewing food is something other people do is it?

 

why chew when you can inhale?

 

I prefer chewing because it keeps my teeth strong. Of course, at the rate I'm going, my teeth will be rotten in 3 years.

 

Chunky, you should tap that ass like your neighbor's cable. So speaks the fatboy (me).