The Moon Landing

The Russians would have had every reason to expose the lie, and yet, even today, more than 70% of them believe the moon landings happened. Was the Soviet government in on the hoax? That makes no sense at all.

 

Can't remember who said what about something to do with radiation, but if it's to do with space travel in general, rather than solely being about exiting the spacecraft thing and having a saunter on the moon, is the same true of the Russians putting a man in space?

 

It's the same. Every time an astronaut goes on a space walk in a flimsy linen suit to fix a problem outside the International Space Station, they immediately die and have to be replaced by an alien replicant. But the government's treaty with the aliens recently expired, so that's why they now use trained chimpanzees to repair the space station instead.

Do try to keep up.

 

I have read your wikipedia links thoroughly, sir.

My opinion of the moon landing is unchanged.

I'm a bit disappointed in you, though, Japes. Wikipedia? Really?

 

I blame your fascination with Buddhism. It's ruined your ability to think rationally.

 

No, more likely it's my agressive drug use and insomnia. Duh.

And if you were paying attention, you'd know it was Hinduism, or more accurately, vedic literature.

Ha, just call me darth veda. Aha... ah.

 

Oh shit. Buddhism. I forgot I was gonna get into that.

 

I never pay attention. That's how I manage to survive debating with Xyle.

 

I've stopped paying attention too. I'm worried that if I take a good, long, lucid look at my life, I'll see my post count here and how many posts I make a day, on average, and just end it all.

 

Please no!

So worth it:

 

You won't get fried just because you venture into space. It's about how far away from earth you go. If you leave the magnetic field, or rather enter the van allen belt (or land on the moon), you're in trouble.

Japes: I think it's rather dismissive to simply say "I've seen strange stuff happen to photos" in answer to what our dear crackpot author has presented. There's more evidence than funny lightning. The pictures have quite obviously been tampered with.

 

My favorite of which is the Coke bottle.

 

I did wonder how you managed it.

It won't be pretty, just a heads up.

 

I still confused on whom is thinking the moonlanding is a hoax and who thinks it's real.

This is my intake:
Wolfsbane; Leaning towards hoax now seems to believe it's real.

Ytzk; Seems to think it's a hoax

TDL and Waye; Keeping their distance, but thinking it's real.

Smuel; seems to think it's real, but could just argue against ytxk

Japes; real as the sun.

Gross; Seems like a conspiracy to cover up nukes

Jojo; Not sure, hardly read any posts.

anyone else; can't be bothered.

 

Fine then, the moon landings never happened... In fact, nothing has ever happened, and everything is a lie. History itself is a hoax perpetuated by a sophisticated alien mind in order to control the population by providing artificial wars and competitions in order to curb our competitive drives. Our memories are a fabrication of the alien mind which uses telepathy to control and manipulate us; therefore, the concept of telepathy is suppressed in order to prevent our minds from becoming too strong to control, which means only the strong minded can overcome the mind control in order to actually believe in the mind's capacity to communicate mind-to-mind. And I am a subordinate of the alien mind propagating the concept of telepathy in order to test for other strong minds for potential recruitment or elimination. My "craziness" is just an act as a member of the grand conspiracy in order to gain acceptance on this forum through reverse psychology and all of my arguments serve to manipulate your understandings so that you believe what they want you to believe. My poor arguments and improper logic just making it all the more unlikely which provides a proper defense in your minds against the concept of me being a member of a sophisticated group that controls the world. Doesn't the fact that every argument I have possesses a crucial flaw seem a little suspicious?

 

Fuck my life, why can't I be as special as Xyle? Especially since it is precisely his realization that is he is not, in fact, special that makes him so special. Why can't I see that it isn't logically sound arguments he's attempting to make, because his profound understanding runs much deeper than that; he's simply 'pointing the way' for weaker minds, such as my own, and I sure will feel stupid when I finally see he was right all along! I'm so stuck in the normal way of thinking, that I can't think 'outside the box', and my weakness quite obviously lies in thinking that I'm thinking correctly, whereas I quite clearly possess such a limited view of the world that I couldn't help but not understand the great mysteries his Understanding has unraveled.


Also, ytzk said you were an idiot when you weren't looking, then did his magic trick of making his posts disappear.

 

Hey Presto!

 

But you are special... Special Ed! :lol:

Sorry, but you left yourself wide open for that.

 

I can't think of a scenario where that'd be funny.

 

I say I say I say, what did capitalism do in russia within five years which communism could not achieve over 75 years?

It made communism look good. Ahaha.

But seriously, thanks to Xyle, I now have a lot more respect and affection for all my erstwhile antagonists. You know who you are

Perhaps that was all part of the master plan.