The light in the dryer?

And some kind of glasses to avoid a misfire or potential splatter. Make that a rubber suit.

 

Run! Its the Stormtroopers of Guano!



By the way, didn't they outlaw chemical warfare when most of the world signed onto the Geneva Convention? The problems with W-min-D (Weapons of Miniumum Destruction) is you cant control where it goes, like into the enemy camp, your camp, the villiage of unsuspecting civilians down the road.... Then there'd be guano everywhere! Beware of the toys you use, sometimes they come back to haunt you.

 

Have you seen "Envy"? We could use the "va(poo)rise" spray one of the guys'd invented in that movie.

 

Wicked, flaming poo-throwers! Just hope the vapor trail doesn't came back and cause your penguin to implode!

 

... We could have penguin-grenades...

 

Or we couls simply flame the area and forget it for ever.

 

Well, it may take a few years to sure up the numbers...but I'm willing to take one for the team.

 

:/ I seem to have created a monster.....

 

AH HA! A self-identified scapegoat!

We hold you completely responsible for our total lack of decency. You should be ashamed at encouraging us to lash out against innocent penguins.... eace:

 

(Small voice) I'm sorry.... really.... I didn't mean it.

(Head down, shuffling towards corner)

 

I've started buying penguins now, so I'm expecting them to mate sometime soon now... The first brick's been laid.

 

Pfft. Buying penguins. Any REAL penguin-grenade enthusiast knows that all penguins may be absconded from the south pole (or New Zealand), or from Hank's House of Flightless Birds that May Explode Provided the Appropriate Circumstance.

 

Now the big question, after the world is covered in guano and penguin entrails, and 90% of the human population is dead from chemical and bio-mass warfare, when then?

 

Move on to another planet?

 

To MARS! Of course, in about 10k years of living on Mars...no one would look human anymore.

 

And with 10 terakilos of penguin-guano on earth, do you think that anyone would look human anymore within even 10 minutes?