The last words of Dutch Schultz

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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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  2. Archmage Orintil

    Archmage Orintil New Member

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    I don't speak Dutch, but wasn't this insolvable problem solved in the 90's?
     
  3. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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    Well its in English they just called him Dutch Schultz.

    So far as I'm aware several parties have claimed to have solved it but they always come up with stupid ideas.
     
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    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    So you're saying we concoct our own?
     
  5. JustaFishInaJar

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    After reading it a couple of times and throwing some math at it all I could come up with was some strange code consisting of up,up,down,down,left,right,left,right,B,A, and start.
     
  6. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    So he was providing us with cheat codes?
     
  7. Dark Elf

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    He foresaw the secret of landing in Top Gun?

    Deep.
     
  8. JustaFishInaJar

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    I wish he was telling us that secret. I'm still trying to land that fucking plane. I've read all the game FAQ's and watched all the Youtube videos that show how easy it is and nothing. My stupid plane falls like a rock.

    I bet the sex I have after I land the plane is going to be amazing.
     
  9. Dark Elf

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    Perhaps sex is the problem?

    In ancient Greece, the women refused to have sex with their husbands until they stopped waging war; I hereby urge Rosie to give Fish the same treatment until he manages to land that fucking plane.
     
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    Yeah right, in Ancient Greece if the women weren't having sex with their husbands, their husbands would just sleep with eachother. And when they needed kids, they'd rapey rape. Women weren't people.
     
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    I might be able to withhold sex better if I wasn't such a dirty, dirty whore. As it is, your plan has a fatal flaw.
     
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    Fish should try landing the plane while having sex. It would be romantic/kinky.
     
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    I declare all fish immune from blue poo attacks. They may fry freely and without worry. Poo speed them on the way.
    Btw why, if I may ask, BLUE POO! You forgot the exclamation mark damn it. I deserve a ! at the end my newfound insultation title....although, I do like the idea of blue poo...it's a nice nickname really.
     
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    Thank you. Intertextuality and allusions are all about primary sources.

    Still, one couldn't argue about the efficacy of it all.
     
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