the JUNGLE JAPES ANATOMY SURVEY!!!

Men, if men you be, pull out your package and see which nut is larger/hangs lower.

Ladies, bust out your boobies and answer the same question!

 

getting a bit bored over there in hell, are you?

 

This is month 12. Three more months to go. Boredom and frustraion are my constant companions.


Ladies: If you claim to have boobs of equal size, I'm going to need photographic proof!

 

I think my right one is a bit bigger.

 

I wouldn't say one is bigger per se, but I'd say that the right one does indeed hang lower than the left.

Further bulletins as events warrant.

 

I once heard that about 80% of men have a lower hanging left testicle. We are not the norm.

 

Hmmm...anyone here left-handed? I am, and have a lower right nut. I'm wondering if there's a pattern.

 

I have a disturbing theory if your evidence is correct, Gross.

 

I think I know what your theory is about. And I don't like it.

 

Why not? Disturbing theories are always fun.

 

...ELABORATE!!

 

I'm right handed and my right nut is bigger. Your theory is false! Booo!

 

No, it helps my theory. My theory has a connection between handedness and nut hanging.

And it makes baby Jesus cry.

 

It doesn't help my theory;

If the right hangs lower than the left, you're more likely to be left-handed. If the left hangs lower than the right, you're more likely to be right-handed.
But, the only way to test that is to get a large group of guys together and ask which had is dominant, and which nut hangs lower.

Hell, Japes, maybe you're a repressed lefty. You were taught to use your right hand, but were born with your left hand dominant.

 

Here's a monkey-wrench for your theory:
What if you're truely ambidextrous?

(I'm not)

 

I'm slightly ambidextrous, though I can't yet draw well with my right hand.
I just like my left hand more.
But, long story short, external anatomy is not the best way to ascertain which hand is dominant...unless you happen to be missing a hand.