The hottest chicks on Earth

I nominate Salma Hayek
This woman could kill a man with her hips alone.

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And THE scene of her that gave me a 3-day woodie.

 

Wizard Magazine recently did the 'top 25 hot chicks of all time' and their favorites were*: Hayden Panettiere, Jessica Alba, Lynda Carter, Kristen Bell, Grace Park, Teri Hatcher, Yvonne Craig, Summer Glau, Charisma Carpenter, and Kristen Kreuk. For a reason nobody will *ever* understand, Sarah Michelle Gellar was number 18. Jessica Garner was 20. Why would SMG be on there, let ALONE before Jessica Garner?


*in order, starting with one, ending with 10. The rest'ren't worth the work of mentioning. I'm also too lazy to get pictures. Someone else do it?

 

I really don't see what the big deal is about Jessica Alba and why everyone with a pair of nuts has to bust them everytime someone mentions her. She's "cute" at the most. No where near what I consider "sexy" or "hot." Now Charisma Carpenter on the other hand...I was gonna put her pics up too but got lazy after putting up Salma's. Angelina Jolie too, but that would've been way too obvious. If it isn't evident now, I love brunettes. Blondes really don't do it for me. They seem too innocent. My women need more of edge to them.

 

Don't see the point with Alba ether. Personally, I'm more into redheads.

 

Here's the, in my opinion, sexiest and most beautiful woman on earth:





Keira Knightley.

If there's anyone I worship out there, it's her. Her performance in Domino, and the Pirates of the Caribbean series… Mhrrr… It's enough to drive me crazy.

 

If she had anything more than an A cup I would 100% agree with you. Yes I'm that shallow and I love it. But this is a HOTNESS/SEXINESS competition, not a beauty competition, so I gotta stick to my.....guns. As I mentioned above, Salma still gets my vote. She has tits, hips, thighs, ass, and a sexy head of hair. Plus she's a bit sassy with that Latina background. That's HOT+ in my book.

 

I like small breasts, but Keira Knightley's face is a fucking train wreck. That girl is a notch or two above Paris in my book. Ick. Oh, and since I'm cutting-down the women that everybody loves, I don't like Angelina Jolie either. Too much lips'n'tits. Lastly, I figured I would say that I like pre-skinny as all fuck Cameron Diaz. When she still had breasts? She was super hot.

 

I say we vote on our top 3s, and unfortunately, the mention of Salma Hayek trumps Jessica Alba.

We should start an auxilliary vote as well for hottest asian, because that's really a side category, for several reasons. Asian chicks, based upon personal preference, are usually weighed as better or worse than other races, as well as most of them being relatively unknown when compared to the recognition hot white, spanish, or black women get.

To start this category, I submit for your viewing pleasure, Tila Tequila.

 

@Darkfool: Knightleys face a train wreck? I pity you for your bad taste in women. Knightley is fucking stunning, man. She still tops my list, A-cups or not.


@Tila Tequila: Ah, Asians, how I love thee. Ten out of ten, baby.

 

Egads, I don't even COUNT Tila Tequila as a woman. Can you not see her jaw line?! Look at her jaw-line in that third picture. I like Asians, but that bitch has a funny shaped head!! Alright, I wasn't going to post pics, but evidently y'all'ven't ever seen a good lookin' asian. (note: I said Asian. Tila Tequila qualifies as Azn)

 

I wouldn't. She wasn't particulary handsome. I don't know if it had something to do with her make-up, but her cheekbones looked all fucked-up to me.

 

Leave it to you to type something like that.

Your girl's cute, Darkfool, but I think Tila has her beat, even if her jawline isn't pointy enough for your tastes.

Besides, Azns possess all of the right consonant-based sounds, so they're the same as asians.

 

I think I have to go with Tila to. I am having an hard time thinking of a more beautiful asian. Heck, I have a hard time thinking of a more beautiful woman at all.

 

Bunny has it right. Monica Belucci is the hottest woman on earth.

 

Are we making an effort to exclude pornstars or is supposed to be THE Be All/End All of hottest-woman-on-Earth contests regardless of profession?

 

Keira's still got my vote. But I guess mine's the only one she'll get.

 

Ok here are two more I consider to be in at least the top 5 of Hottest woman in existance. One's an "Azn" adult model:

Kitana Jade (aka: Cherrie Roberts)
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...the other is a Brazilian model:

Denise Milani
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Right now my top 5 of those mentioned would be:

5) Scarlett Johannson
4) Kitana Jade
3) Denise Milani
2) Monica Belucci
1) Salma Hayek

Keep'em coming though. I'm an easily persuadable guy when it comes to the female figure.

 

Looks like you're so persuadable that you're willing to post the same images twice.


Every time I try and look for my favorite models, I guess I enter the search incorrectly. I just get a bunch of softcore porn bordering on hardcore.