The greatest thread ever.

Heh, now that's funny.

"Hey, what do you do for a living now?"

"I blow dildos."

 

Now that is hillarious.
EDIT:
You have decided to try and take on Mr Blobby, the curse of free peoples everywhere! I fear he will not go down without a fight...


The evil Mr Blobby!

 

the only problem with glass is it would get too slippery, then you'd drop it and break it...*sigh* they are pretty, though...

 

Well their not as pretty as Mr Blobby.

 

I remember hearing about a 2000 year old clay dildo unearthed in Greece a few years back. World's oldest profession - whore. Second oldest - sex shop proprietor.

 

........ I just don't think that clay would do it for me. Either it start getting muddy from my pussy juices, or it would be like fucking a brick. Greek whores must have had pussy's made outta concrete.

Sigh. To be a girl, if only for 30 minutes....

 

You could always tell your wife about that desire. I'd love to see her reaction .

 

30 minute's?..... Dude, you're thinking like a man, women can have more than one orgasm without having to take a nap in between..... doesn't seem fair does it?... but, we get to pee standing up, and i like taking nap's so i guess it work's out okay.... i guess...

 

Actually, men can have multiple orgams, but you hafta develop the muscle that is located between your asshole and balls; it's the one that controls your pissing/cumming (the name escapes me at the moment).

 

I was scratching my bicep and reading this thread at the same time, and one of those horrible thoughts I seem to produce popped into my head...
"How awesome it would be to have a vagina in the crook of your elbow?"

Pretty damn awesome.

 

You disturb me sleek, i hope you know that. *shudders*

 

Someone had to think of it first. I suppose it might as well be Sleek as anyone else.

 

What you said disturbed me Sleek, and the fact you managed to disturb Chunkers here is very disturbing.... though he has this annoying habit of waiting until it's like 2am, and I unknowningly have my speakers turned off, then sending me a IM that plays noise... not ONLY do I jump, but it means I've got about 20 seconds to shut off my computer before my dad storms in. :x :x

 

These random thoughts you keep posting remind me of my own tendencies in that area. I also have been known to start a train of thought in my head, and blurt my conclusions aloud, totally confusing everyone around me.

 

i think i like mine where it is...

 

OOO!! OOO!!! Where is yours???? :?

 

at the end of the rainbow. i keep my gold in it.

 

And there's a short, fat, hairy leprechaun guarding it. And if you catch him, you get to play with it. The gold, that is.

Or the leprechaun, if your tastes run that way, you sick fuck.