The end of the Neo Anti-Capitalist Party

I am pleased to announce that the Neo Anti-Capitalist Party has been disbanded. The vile impersonator of/anti-revolutionary Vyass has seen the full might of my Communist Regime, and has, in an attempt to save face, given up the fight.

DarkUnderlord has been formally expelled as Foreign Minister for being a traitor to the Revolution. If any citizens would like to hunt him down and punish him, they are free to do so. I would take the time and pleasure myself, but I am currently unwell.

In other news, I am considering endorsing Watermelon Man as the theme song of the Revolution and Communist Regime.

 

*sings Watermelon Man*

 

Man, I knew the Communist Regime was cool, but if watermelon man's the theme song... well, suffice to say if you made that the theme song earlier, the neo-antisuchandsuch wouldn't even have surfaced, because they'd be like: "We don't have a chance, i mean...it's Watermelon Man!"
Anyhoo, now that my ranting's over, let it be completely clear that I fully support and endorse the regime, and would like to applaud the glorious leader on his impeccable taste in themes.

(singing) Watehmelone Man.

 

long live the neo-anti-capitalist-regime.

 

Finally Comrades I return. I know not who those imposters were. They had tied me up and then they had brainwashed me. They displayed everything I was(intelligent, physically strong) in an overlly arrogant way. I have no idea who they were, but they will be hinted down and killed.

Long live Jar's Regime!

 

Our leader is back hurrah, lets all drink non-alcahoic beverages through the streets of wherever we live.

 

:booze: Victory hurray. All knel for the great leader Jarinor.

Note from the Minister of education: All children must from now on learn and sing the Watermelon Man every day. All hail Jarinor.

 

I have something to declare however:Nil desperandum Exegi monumentum aere perennius Non omnia moriar.

Long live the Revolution. You are all fools. Thinking I would really sumbit to the likes of Jar. Jar is nothing! I am the True Communist. ll this propaganda. All this bullshit.

Jar is simply a fascist leader, his "Regime" a blinded power struggle. None of you leave the Regime for if one person leaves, it weakens, and if it weakens, there is no point in trying to seize power for yourself. Today war is begun. Today I will stomp over Jar and his capitalist days.

Viva le Revolution!
Viva le Liberté!
Viva le Égalité!
Viva le Néo- Anti Partie De Capitaliste!

 

*sing songs "Vyass is an idiot, Vyass is an idiot"*

 

How do you want to revolt without people to support you?

 

I have some people supporting me. Not too many here. I may as well give up.

 

well, duh.

 

*stares in awe of Rosie's ridiculously long post*

That has to be the longest post ever. Two words? that's crazy...

*Finishes mocking Rosie and goes on to mock Vyaas*

Your regime has failed! Bwa ha...haha...hahahaw. Go wallow in shame now, I say! wallow! WALLOW!

 

Hahaha, while you were all bickering, I created my own party!

Unfortunately after the "Junke Man" incident most of them left...

 

Oh no. Not another one.

 

how does "Watermelon Man" go?

 

Well, it starts off with this catchy piano riff on the intro. Then some guy gets in and goes "Yah hahahaha!".

The piano riff continues, infecting your ass and hips with the rhythm. The conga drums and horn section enters filling your soul with the groove.

Then it goes "Bweeeeee! Dum-dum-dum Dum Dum.

Watemehlone Main!"

 

It's by Mongo Santamaria, in case you're thinking of pirating it(not that I'm endorsing piracy). Also I would like to mention how great Milo's explanation is, I swear it gets better everytime he tells it.

 

How about MP3 with WM?

Press search --> by user name friend_al_23 --> Stare in awe.