The Diabolical Curse Generator!

I realize that I am a little late on this one, but....

You don't know what Ramon Noodles are gamenut? They are what have kept college students alive for decades! They are second only to SPAM in the Essential Cusine of the Young Adult (TM).

Milo, bread is very close, ingredient wise, to beer. Therefore, it can't be bad. As for the homo thing, Feldon is just pissed because he can't make it.

 

better late than never... now i don't have to keep an eye out for newbies, vlad! i can just copy everybody else... welcome back! :wavey:

"may leeches adhere to your uvula"

 

If Milo was making beer, there would be no need for concern. But his excessive baking leads one to believe that he will soon become a screaming queen.
Did he even mention that he's using an E-Z-Bake Oven©?

Back in my youth, all we had was lightbulbs to cook with. Fire hadn't been invented yet. We sat around the halogen bulb with our mastodon steaks and prayed for someone to discover electricity.

 

Well, there is that. Plus, he's a big ole bonerfide, dyed in the wool homa-six-yule.

 

*giggle*

 

I thought it was homa-six-EWEL.

 

It's actually Whole-mo'-six-ewel. Feldon's more of a Half-mo'-six-ewel at this stage. He doesn't make bread, see? Not yet, anyway.

He is bonerfide, though.

 

So Milo, did you make the bread from the recipe in the back of the Arcanum manual?

 

I forgot all about those recipes at the back of the Arcanum and Fallout manuals! Gotta try those one day.

No, all the bread I make comes from recipes. Either from a book or from other people. Odi who used to post here regularly had some recipes on his web site that I'm going to try some day.

 

I don't appreciate having my words taken out of context. I simply stated, long ago, that if Milo continues baking bread all the time he could be putting himself on the path to Queerville. That's all.
I didn't go into details, like the possibility that he might, at some dim point in his yeast-laden future, confuse a penis for a baguette.
I at no time stated that I thought his passion for yeast is evidence of a deep, subconscious yearning to be able to use feminine hygiene products.
And I certainly never implied that Milo's repeated dough-kneading directly relates to a strong desire to massage the flacid buttocks of overweight European men.
I simply said that if he doesn't knock off the Betty Crocker impression, he's likely to turn into a weak sister.
That's all.
Sheesh!

 

I think that you should leave Sheriff's ass out of this.

 

Kneading bread equals a strong desire to massage the flaccid buttocks of overweight European men?!

That's quite a stretch there, man. Even the most innocent thing can be misconstrued as a homosexual tendency. Like my dedication to teaching hairless young college men the fine art of greco-roman wrestling.



I suppose that makes me gay too, huh? Jeez, some people...

EDIT - And get your ass on IRC! Kayuga is scaring me. Also, there's a discussion going on about the finer points of various styles of pornography.

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*Ignore any and all typos in the above post. All you pedantic fucker's, can take you're little spelling hang-ups write over their.

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"may you adopt the hygiene of the homeless"

because i just don't want to see this thread die...

 

When I say "may boils erupt on your spleen," I mean it just for you.

 

"May an Ebola infected monkey stalk your loved ones"

These are getting really bad.

 

3dogs, are you flirting with me?

 

HMMMM... finger poised coyly to the mouth


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May your loved ones get my bad breath.

 

"May your tonsils be extracted by maniacal Ugandan"