The Diabolical Curse Generator!

What's ramen?

 

ramen. you know, ramen noodle soup... comes in a plastic package, costs about 20 cents a pop, you boil in a cup and a half of water, add the seasoning packet... the main course for poor gaming geeks the world over... please tell me you know what i'm talking about...

"may your liver spontaneously combust"

 

The promise of all ages has finally come true with the bubble economy the young will never have to eat Ramen again, amen brother!!

 

AHEM... i believe you meant "amen sister"...

"may your toothfairy become proactive"

"may your proctologist say 'oops!' frequently"

 

What's Ramen? What's Ramen?! "May your pets conjugate on your arm!"

I sincerely hope you never have to find out. It might seem good at first, but trust me it's not. It is very very bad. It lulls you into thinking that spending $5 for a weeks worth of food is acceptable. You then spend your cash on other things. Once this happens, you're in deep. Now you've only budgeted $20 for a months worth of food. The rest of the money is gone. Now all you can afford is more Ramen. Ramen upon Ramen without end. You'll start off with the Beef or Chicken. Then you'll get sick of those flavors and go for the Shrimp or the Oriental flavors. It's no use. They all taste the same. Like salt. Like hot salty noodles.

 

kids these days have it too easy... when i was his age, i walked ten miles through the snow to get to school, uphill both ways...

 

Yeah... When I was his age, I didn't even have feet. I had to earn my feet!

Every morning I'd wake up 24 hours before schools started. Then I'd flop onto the ground and roll around in the mud to cover my naked body because I couldn't afford clothes. Then, ever so slowly, I'd begin dragging myself up the 10 mile snow and broken glass covered hill that led to my school. Seeing as how I hadn't yet earned arms and legs, I had to lay on my stomach and inch myself forward with my chin.

Life was hard in those days...

 

When I was his age we didn't have a school. Just this mean old lady that came around an whipped us with a studded belt, rhinestones I believe, told us that if there was a school we would all be failing.

 

how bored these mortals be...

"may your children be born without eyelids"

 

"May earwigs ravage your navel"

When I was a kid, there was no such thing as "sanitation" so the city I lived in only had 12 people living in it. Every so often, a few of us would get sad because "It's just too crowded!" and we'd set fire to our own city! This was hard without any feet, let me tell you. Just when things would get bad, two or more of us would spontaneously sprout a clown hat and start entertaining the rest of us. This calmed us down, and we went back to harvesting the giant cow that lived one square away from our city center.

 

There's this city in Texas with 8 people in it. I have never heard of ramon noodles. How old are you people exactly? In order to not have feet you would have to be over 300 million years old. That is before feet evolved.

 

Now you're just being ridiculous. Of course people had feet, they just didn't let you have them until you had earned them.

Milo had it easy. In our family, we only had one pair of feet between me and my 23 brothers and sisters.

You don't know what hardship is until you've tried playing football in the backyard, having to stop after every kick to allow the next person to use the feet ...

 

I had to get up every morning at 10.30 pm half an hour before I went to bed, eat a handful of cold poison, work 27 hours a day, and when we get home, our dad would kill us and dance about on our graves¹!




¹ Or so the routine goes. Something like that. It's hilarious.

 

"may your only daughter be molested by a musk ox"



yeah, i don't have anything of my own to post... i know, i'm taking up valuble space... oh well... :grin:

 

No, I didn't script it. (I can't script. 'nuff said)

It is just something I found at http://www.thehedgemaze.com/ask_satan/generator.htm, so I can't really take credit for it, but it's kinda cool, no?

EDIT: If any of you people want to, you can take the code (in my second post in this topic) and put it in your sig just like an image...

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May your guts be turned the other way.

When my dad was young he had to drag himself using his ears only, trough -258 celcius and he had to crawl trough hell and be beaten and hit by wicous deamons to get to school. Beat that.

 

May your nipples leak Royal Jelly....

Damned Everquest keeps telling me ' Please try again shortly ' when i try to connect , at 7pm till 10pm . Bastards . ARGGH ! Msn is the only thing keeping me from reducing my com to a smouldering pile of black metal ! :hidepc:

 

Hey Qilikatal looks like you didn't get a school 'neither.