The Brick Testament

Stop what you are doing right now (whether it be chatting with your idiotic friends or browsing the gay midget amputee porn) and go to The Brick Testament. It rules beyond belief, and may even convert you to Christianity. Though I doubt it.

 

Yes! More moronic garbage on the internet.
I've never been into gay midget amputees, but it has to be better than this garbage.

 

i love that site. it's hilarious.

 

I read DE's post and realised I didn't need to read that site. I had a big chat with this hardcore Christian friend of my brother's a few weeks ago. It was quite enlightening, but he was absolutely convinced of certain things (such as that the Bible has exactly the same amount of words now as it did when it was originally written, and that everything in the Bible is mathematically correct) so there was no point in arguing with him about that.

Unfortunately for him it didn't convince me I wanted to be part of the church again, which is a shame because he was a really nice guy, but he did clear a few things up for me.

 

What...the...fuck Jar? Since when did someone being nice make their views any more valid?

 

reread his post, seadog. you misunderstood.

 

I was being sarcastic about the conversion thing, you fucking morons. I think the guy is a Hebe anyway. It's just really funny, especially if you've read the Bible, because all of that is straight from the Book, no alterations.
And Icairus, you're an idiot. This guy is a fucking genius, and you just wish that you had the brains to come up with something like that.
Trust me, Jar, you want to check this site out. Seeing a naked LEGO woman bending over to take it from an elephant is an amazing thing. Also, the fact that God (as a white-bearded, out-of-focus minifigure) smites people down with a friggin axe is just priceless.

 

Not to mention the snuff picture

 

I forgot to address this little bit of nonsense. Make sure you actually READ the Bible, or are at least up on current Christian opinions on such things, before you try to be so clever. Dinosaurs are mentioned in the Bible, dipshit. Leviathan and Behemoth could be nothing else but dinosaurs. Even if they weren't mentioned, using fossils to say anything about the Bible is just ignorant. That's like saying that The Code of Hammurabi is a fabrication and was never actually used in Babylon because it makes no mention of trilobites.
Additionally, some idiot "Christians" believe that there was a "generation gap" between the world being created and men being created. In that gap, evolution consumed millions of years, etc. And even though they believe in a first man and woman, they also believe in "Pre-Adamites," the watered-down Christian way of saying Homo erectus. The generation gap theory is even harder to swallow than plain vanilla evolution, as ludicrous as that is.

 

Sigurd, you obviosly have a lack of brain cells.

I have several ideas as to how to tell you how you are totally wrong about so many things. I even started writing a couple of them. I remembered, however that your response would simply be that I was stupid and wrong, and couldn't possibly be right about how every time the story of easter is told in the bible all sorts of things change. Or I couldn't possibly be right about how evolution is certainty at least in small variations amongst certain species.

 

Not giving a response and claiming that one exists is a common trait of morons with no real opinion of their own (like you) or those who have vaginas and/or like it in the anus (also like you).

 

Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak. Your post is an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.

Thanks for your contribution, but if I had wanted to hear from somebody with your IQ, I'd be at my local supermarket talking to the vegetables. You wouldn't know a clue if it walked up to you, bit you on the ass, and announced 'I AM A CLUE'. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. You bring to mind a quote from Josh Billing: "Doesn't know much, but leads the league in nostril hair."

You light up a room when you leave it. No doubt your life is so dull, that you can actually write your diary one week in advance. Looking at you, Darwin would NOT be pleased to see how inefficiently evolution sometimes works. Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well; if your weren't so fat that the Brooklyn Bridge would collapse if you ever tried to go Bungee Jumping off of it, or if your face wasn't the strongest form of natural contraception available. Who am I kidding? You would.

Now, if you care to apologize for wasting my shamefully wasted time, I'll consider accepting it.

 

Did you just learn the words "stultifying," "cacophonous," and "depravity" in your vocabulary class?

 

No, those are all nice simple words.
Even you should be able to understand them.
Would you prefer me to use more obfuscated diction?
Besides, I'm not in school right now, it is summer, so I am working, so I have money to pay tuition.

Oh, and Sigurd, you are a grievously decadent twit and a malodorous, thick-headed wretched horror to all who encounter you.

 

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http://www.becauseyouareacunt.com/

 

evolution is a fact. maybe not the humans-from-apes thing, but evolution itself is real. as for the monkey theory, i'm not entirely sure where i stand, so i'll keep this short.

we know that animals, plants, etc, alive today have evolved from a previous version of said life forms. we know that everything is continually evolving. does that prove we came from monkeys? no. does it prove we didn't come from monkeys? again, no. fact is, unless we magically go back in time, we'll never know for certain how the hell humanity came about.

 

So let me get this straight - you're saying dinosaurs were still alive when people were around who were intelligent enough to remember them and tell others about them?

 

I just think some people don’t like the evolution because if you go back far enough we are related to everything on the planet, including bugs and plants. But mostly it means we are related to “lesser” life forms.

In the bible they also said that what caused sin to be introduced to the world was when a human ate the fruit of knowledge the apple, thus our intelligence far exceeds our wisdom.