the beggining

One day, junior will be as big as his daddy....

 

Ha ha, yeah. I wasn't expecting that.
The original image is actually only on a 9 by 6 inch piece of paper.
The chainmail kilt took me a very long time...as did the proper shading of the scales.
Bear in mind that the image displayed is meant to represent a being that is around 13 or 14 feet tall...

 

Well DU you have successfully scared him off so I believe that makes you the new psychopath.

 

What? Didn't my testicles and ass scared him off?

 

You really didn't really expose yourself like that did you Frigo?

 

Don't underestimate me :lol:

But he saw only the thumbnails in MSN. Too bad.


I have a low tolerance to 1) pseudo-philosophical ramblings 2) skizophrenes (he tried to convince me by introducing me to 3 of his supposed friends from other countries; except he was dumbass and fucked up one of their text) 3) psychopaths 4) people who usually go to strangers, to other countries 5) people who are harassing me 6) people who thinks that MY future depends on a single checkers match, etc...

Logs are coming as soon as I succeed in converting to simple colored lines.

 

Well maybe you never considered the fact that he was in a fire as a child and had his genitalia burned off and you opened the woulds again.
You never thought of that.....DID YOU FRIGO?!?

 

Yes, I considered this

 

HA HA HA HA HA!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Okay, here is the entire log, sorry if it's too long:


* Hungarian system messages were replaced
Hellbokos - No one believes me do they Frigo.
Frigo - hello hellbokos
Hellbokos - Hello Frigo
Hellbokos - May I Ask You A Question
Frigo - go ahead
Hellbokos - If somebody makes a promise to you and they fully believe they can keep that promise
Hellbokos - and then they find it is not possible
Hellbokos - are them people to be punished?
Frigo - should I kill myself because you can't, or what?
Hellbokos - please jst answer the question
Frigo - hmmm... if I say yes, you will kill yourself? 8o|
Hellbokos - No
Frigo - too bad
Hellbokos - Still there is hostility
Hellbokos - Im being honest with you frigo that i am in an airport
Hellbokos - i am watching an old woman trying to stop her luggage from falling off of her trolley
Hellbokos - a little kid is helping her
Hellbokos - its beautifull
Hellbokos - the end and the begging working together once again
Hellbokos - but i am afraid
Frigo - begging? what do homeless people have to do with this?
Hellbokos - There is no homeless person
Hellbokos - the fact is frigo i am afraid
Hellbokos - of myself
Hellbokos - how old are you Frigo?
Frigo - you are afraid of yourself? what, do you threatened yourself again? I said don't talk with such assholes.
Hellbokos - n
Hellbokos - o
Hellbokos - i did not threaten myself
Hellbokos - nor did i threaten anyone else
Hellbokos - i simply made a promise
Hellbokos - I need you to helpme with something
* Hellbokos wants to play checkers
Hellbokos - yo see life is very much like a game of chess
Hellbokos - now we are playing chekers
Hellbokos - simply because i cannot be botherd 2 join the instant games club
Hellbokos - but it shares the same principles of life
Hellbokos - I am Waiting for... My Buddy's response
Hellbokos - Life starts and the building process begins
Hellbokos - that process can differ or be the same
Frigo - hmmm... I haven't played this game in ages...
Hellbokos - how you build affects greatly the later part of yor life
Frigo - leave the philosophy; shut up and play
Hellbokos - when the time is right one will make a strike at something
Hellbokos - that strike shall be met with great retribution
Frigo - would you please shut up?
Hellbokos - the pursuit
Frigo - you are really a lonely psychopath, aren't you?
Hellbokos - yes
Hellbokos - and im no good at checkers 2
Hellbokos - but you will admit that alot of what i say makes alot of sense
Frigo - not at all.
Hellbokos - hmmm
Hellbokos - i must tell you
Hellbokos - i do find you slightly immature
Hellbokos - in one foul swoop life is changed dramatically
* Frigo kicks the ass of Hellbokos in checkers; Hellbokos has two pieces on the edge, wedged by two pieces of Frigo
Frigo - thank you for the game
Hellbokos - that is wonderfull
Hellbokos - absaluly flawless
Hellbokos - the moment of truth. The one moment of real truth in life
Hellbokos - death is inavoidable
Hellbokos - It was nice speaking with you Frigo
Hellbokos - my bus will arrive soon
Frigo - you better stop your usual ramblings, you know
Hellbokos - Oh really?
Hellbokos - And why may i ask is that?
Frigo - everybody will be happier, you especially.
Hellbokos - haha
Hellbokos - You are right
Hellbokos - But
Hellbokos - Being happy is what?
Hellbokos - A fealing?
Hellbokos - Please tell me what happyness is?
Frigo - the opposite of being sad
Frigo - you can be sad because of a variety of causes
Hellbokos - Isnt sadness usually a result of seeing through happyness?
Hellbokos - Seeing the reality of the world
Frigo - is that reality really that bad?
Hellbokos - Happyness is smply a state of mind. Not reality.
Hellbokos - Yes it is
Hellbokos - worse infact
Hellbokos - But do not worry
Frigo - oh, are you absolutely sure about this?
Hellbokos - I am sure about this
Hellbokos - do you really feel happy?
Hellbokos - Safe? ever?
Frigo - yes. happy and safe.
Hellbokos - then i am so happy for you
Hellbokos - but allow me to tell you
Hellbokos - the happyness and security you feel
Hellbokos - is simpl a shroud
Hellbokos - A shroud to cover your perception to the reality of the world
Hellbokos - In this "reality" everything is a facade
Hellbokos - everything
Hellbokos - the only thing true is love
Hellbokos - love and death
Frigo - define reality please.
Hellbokos - reality
Hellbokos - in my opinion
Hellbokos - ive never been asked this question before
Frigo - haha, then you obviously doesn't have a life
Hellbokos - i dont have a life?
Hellbokos - Well now that were playing along
Hellbokos - what is life?
Hellbokos - Define life?
Frigo - live is a self-reproductive framework
Frigo - or mechanism
Hellbokos - A young child that will die because it has no food or water. did that child have a life?
Frigo - yes, obviously. except it was a short one and not a full experience
Hellbokos - and so i am simply not a part of this cycle. Is that what you are trying to say? Also, please enlighten me, what is a full expeirience?
Hellbokos - having a home?
Hellbokos - Having a family?
Hellbokos - Having a job?
Hellbokos - Having to get up and go through the same routine everyday
Hellbokos - a slaves life
Hellbokos - a slaves life
Frigo - haha, experience depends on the expectations and norms of the actual civilization
Hellbokos - i see
Hellbokos - does it not depend on the mind?
Frigo - and what is mind, what is soul, what is personality?
Hellbokos - Soul i cannot say
Hellbokos - Personality is something that is crafted partly by yourself and majoryly by a form of socialisation. be it family, other people, even objects
Hellbokos - now themind is a different story
Frigo - and what is the boundary between me and the other things?
Hellbokos - the boundary is that your influences are never ending
Hellbokos - because you have a mind
Hellbokos - and a personality of your own
Hellbokos - an object
Hellbokos - usually an object if it displays a message at all is displaying only one
Hellbokos - Just for to be litteral
Hellbokos - a war poster
Hellbokos - that can affect both your personality and your mind
Hellbokos - Now.
Hellbokos - The way in which it does that is vastly different
Hellbokos - your personality may be turned more towards war
Hellbokos - yet your mind is simply updates
Hellbokos - updated*
Hellbokos - your mind intercepts that piece of information and stores it
Hellbokos - and it will stay with you for aslong as you live
Hellbokos - now whoever see's that poster will intercept it differently. Because everyones mind is different. Be it an iraq terrorist or a young child, they are all extremely different and exremely vast. Thus is the power of the mind.
Hellbokos - My goal in life is not to be a success or reach the expectations or the norms of society. I simply live to expand my mind.
Hellbokos - And my gift to humanity is to share
Hellbokos - brb
Hellbokos - have 2 piss
Frigo - haha, so you are saying the power is the mind is that it is different for every human? how could it be otherwise? you can't have two that is the same! proof: 1) gravity affects everything 2) every human lives in a different place 3) the effects of the gravity of the whole universe can't be the same at two differenct places
Hellbokos - You se
Hellbokos - see
Hellbokos - you are simply not understanding
Frigo - if you don't live up to the expectations or the norms of the society, you will have less chance of survival
Hellbokos - I am talking about the state of the mind. not what surrounds it, not the matter affecting it.
Hellbokos - And what are these norms
Hellbokos - Get a job
Hellbokos - have a family
Hellbokos - live happilly ever after
Hellbokos - no my friend
Hellbokos - if you life to the norms in america you are likely to die of many things
Hellbokos - thus is the reality of the world
Frigo - haha, I never said the norms are constant
Hellbokos - i never said you said that either
Frigo - the norms are always converging to a specific value - see evolution
Hellbokos - ha
Frigo - if something is weak, it will die, thus weak norms will die out with those people
Frigo - ...die out...
Frigo - back to the state of the mind: what affects it?
Hellbokos - the truth is. The norms* as you call them are crafted by human beings. Those of a *higher power. You along with so many other are simply bowing down and saying ok. Fine, You tell me what to do and ill do it government.
Hellbokos - Those humans are not the same as you. But in reality, no better and no more evolved as you
Hellbokos - What happens with human life
Hellbokos - there is no human life
Hellbokos - there is human survival
Hellbokos - You know human beings are different to every other mammal on this planet
Hellbokos - All mammels find a place and they adampt. Humans however find a place. They make it there own, and eventually, they leave it. They leave it mostly alot worse off than it was. You want to know what one other thing in this world we are similar to? A virus
Hellbokos - We are a virus with shoes ok?
Hellbokos - Thats all we fucking are
Hellbokos - and we will destroy ourselves
Hellbokos - the world is tainted because of us
Hellbokos - we are not good, not great we are sucking the life out of everything that is pure in the world. Everything that was once *happyness* is ruined
Hellbokos - humans detroy
Hellbokos - that is what they d
Hellbokos - do
Hellbokos - that is the nature of us
Hellbokos - just look at checkers or chess
Hellbokos - one side must detroy the other
Hellbokos - that is my philosophy Frigo
Frigo - re
Hellbokos - and if you still believe we are great and that i am an idiot then ok
Frigo - so: you think that terraformatting is wrong, bioformatting is right?
Frigo - haha, you know, evolution is a harsh one
Frigo - put up a shoe -> 2 min. grow hair on the foot -> decades.
Hellbokos - yes
Hellbokos - now your just dancing around the subject
Hellbokos - Im am through talking with you frigo
Hellbokos - You are clearly going to pretend to know everything about everything
Hellbokos - I am simply telling you what i believe
Frigo - if you don't like humanity, find a better.
Frigo - e.g. go live in a cave
Frigo - evolution, competition was never a mild one
Frigo - but nowadays it is milder than everything
Hellbokos - you are rampling frigo
Hellbokos - rambling*
Hellbokos - Ha!
Frigo - as you are
Hellbokos - Seriously you have only showed me what i alredy knew
Hellbokos - youm along with the eople on this forum know nothing
Hellbokos - and dont have the brain capacity to accept new things
Frigo - you see? if you are handicapped, poor, or anything, it is not as bad as e.g. 100 years ago
Hellbokos - Hey frigo
Frigo - hey, do you know how can I cut my pubic hair?
Frigo - when I jerk off, the jizz always get stuck in it
Hellbokos - you must have such a small cock
Frigo - no, I usually do it while sitting
Hellbokos - that small that ur pubes are longer than it
Hellbokos - HA!
Hellbokos - DUMB FUCK
Hellbokos - no
Hellbokos - listen
* Alex joined the conversation
Hellbokos - Frigo
Hellbokos - Id like you to meet alex
Hellbokos - he lives in south london
Frigo - oooh great, an international psychopath club?
Hellbokos - about three months ago i visited him from spain
Alex - helo friend
Hellbokos - hallo alex
Hellbokos - alex frigo
Hellbokos - frigo alex
Alex - we hvae many good descusions together
Alex - greetings friend
Frigo - aaaahhh, wait, are you some kind of infectious zombies?
Frigo - then I understand
Hellbokos - no
Hellbokos - frigo
Hellbokos - i will meet you my friend
Hellbokos - as i will mathboy
Alex - he likes to bring spanish food from his mother
Hellbokos - i have done this before many times
Hellbokos - haha
Hellbokos - yes
Hellbokos - my mothers tapas
Hellbokos - you liked it did you not>?
Alex - i will need the recipe soon chum!
Alex - i did indeed
Hellbokos - alas i have brought none for mathboy
Alex - well thats unlucky mathboy
Alex - your missing out
Hellbokos - no
Hellbokos - mathboy is sum1 else
Hellbokos - this is frigo
Alex - oh
Hellbokos - none of them beieve i am coming
Alex - wll thats unlucky frigo
Alex - *
Hellbokos - they seem to think i want to kill them aswell
Hellbokos - strange i know
Hellbokos - they keep blockig my ip address
Alex - how kind oif them
Hellbokos - they must know im travvelling, ive had about 7 different pi addresses in the last couple of weeks
Hellbokos - ip*
Alex - :-O
Hellbokos - here frigo
* Johnnyboy joined the conversation
Hellbokos - this is jjohnny boy
Hellbokos - a friend of mine from scotland
Frigo - oh, another zombie you infected?
Alex - i must be going now, i will speak to you later guys have fun
* Alex exited from the conversation
* Ste joined the conversation
Hellbokos - goodbye alex
Hellbokos - Frigo this is steven
Ste - yeah
Hellbokos - a young and upcoming dj
* Johnnyboy exited from the conversation
Hellbokos - I met him from spain aswell
Hellbokos - we talked for the longest time
Hellbokos - Only him and alex got to taste my mothers tapas
Ste - those wer good tapas
Hellbokos - the chicken sticks are my mothers speacialty
Hellbokos - you see frigo
Hellbokos - i am coming
Hellbokos - and i am telling you the 100 percent truth
Hellbokos - exept from the free xbox live tags
Hellbokos - i wasnt going 2 just give them away now was i
Ste - haha wt a fool
Hellbokos - What will you do frigo?
Frigo - can you wait a minute pls?
Hellbokos - can wait more than a minuite
Hellbokos - but i woud like to know what your oing
Hellbokos - we must wait a minuite steven
Hellbokos - after my current objective i am coming back to england by the way ste
Ste - mint
Hellbokos - i have waited more than a minuite frigo
Frigo - one more
Hellbokos - 30
Hellbokos - 29
Hellbokos - 28
Hellbokos - 27
* Frigo wants to send the file c:\temp\a.jpg to Hellbokos
Hellbokos - 26
Hellbokos - 25
* Frigo wants to send the file c:\temp\b.jpg to Hellbokos
Hellbokos - 24
* Frigo wants to send the file c:\temp\c.jpg to Hellbokos
* Frigo wants to send the file c:\temp\d.jpg to Hellbokos
* Frigo wants to send the file c:\temp\e.jpg to Hellbokos
* Frigo wants to share the background with Hellbokos
* Cannot share the background with Hellbokos
* Cannot send the file e.jpg to Hellbokos
* Cannot send the file d.jpg to Hellbokos
Hellbokos - steven
Ste - chris
Frigo - I HoPe YoU DiE VeRy SoOn!
Hellbokos - he tried to send me pictures of himself
Hellbokos - hmm
Ste - what!
Frigo - I HoPe YoU DiE VeRy SoOn!
Hellbokos - I will kill you
Hellbokos - thats the fuckin truth of the matte
Hellbokos - r
Hellbokos - i will hunt you down and kill you
Ste - i hope u die u cunt
Ste - u gta get thru me 1st
Hellbokos - i have tried to reasen with him steven
Hellbokos - now i must do what i did to toby mclees
Hellbokos - and i will fucking do it
Ste - frigo ur FUCKED
Hellbokos - goodbye frigo
Hellbokos - i will see you soon

 

Man, I *SO* want to make a comic out of that conversation! Holy fucking crap, that's an awesome surreal comic script! The best part was when he had to take a piss.

Ohmygod this'd make a great comic!

[edit]: Ok, so Frigo and Hellbokos is sitting opposite eachother in some cave. Outside you see remnants of the old earth (post-apocalyptic setting). Between them there is a checkers table. They sit and chat and whatnot, like they were still in the old world and shit, and when Hellbokos introduces his friends they just pop up out of thin air. And everyone except Frigo looks really creepy and fucked up (think Salad Fingers). Holy crap, I need someone to draw this.

 

I WILL! I bloody will, and you're bloody right, Vyenna. I don't go to arts-school for nothing. I'm going to draw that cartoon as soon as I bloody can.

 

Hmmm, sorry, I use the SubSilver skin.

 

Delete that post, I fixed the colors.


Edit: Oooh! 666th post

 

Hellbokos likes video games:
http://www.bungie.net/Account/Profile.a ... rID=957466

I'm exactly two hours drive away from him, and I've got a bat. All I need is a street address, phone number, or last name to find him.

Go away or play nice, Chris.

 

I wonder want he means with "Son 4 hire.. Sword 4 hire... 500 ryu is all i ask"... could be some kind of quote from some kind of videogame...