The Bad Translator!

Original text:

"Know that I am the one you seek! I am the one born to rule, destined to conquer! Let those who fear me follow me. Let those who oppose me die! For I am Serpentor, and this I command!"

...10 translations later we get:

"I am aware that I am not what you think! I was born in the rules, that is destined to win! Allow me to those who are afraid of me. Allow me to oppose the death penalty! SERPENTOR not, I recommend it!"

 

To Translate
1x
"Help! Someone stole my purse!"
*trumpets sound*
"I'll get your purse back."
*flies away, finds purse snatcher*
"Give me the purse"
"Ok! Don't hurt me!"
*flies back to lady*
"Here's your purse."
*the end*

10x

Help stolen! People in my bag! * Tube sound, "to return on investment." * Flies, and find a book * Hook 'Give me money! Ah, I do not harm "for women * flight to your investment portfolio. *

25x

"Theft Help! Man in the bag! * Seoul safe investment. "* Hook Fly, the book," Give me the money Oh, I think that "women can identify the vulnerable owned *!. *"

54x

"Sefutoherupu! Sabbath man! * Invest in Seoul. I in money, book 5 * * "I have women who are at risk of attack can be used in hotels *."

Sefutoherupu, the anglicized kanji form of Theft Help.

 

"The House of Lords is a fun and vibrant place to cool down, unwind and discuss relevant topics."

Became:

"Family Celebrations of comfort is important."

What did I learn? Well that the House of Lords is a family and we should celebrate each other in comfort obviously.

 

You retard! You're not supposed to whiz on the electric fence!

54 translations later

I want to make money online!

 

That's the first one I couldn't believe and simply needed to check for myself. Thing is, no matter how many times I try, each time I get "What can I see!". This makes me so very suspicious.

 

Really Muro? I got the same results as Gross.

 

Strange. I only get what I already posted. Ah well, it's not like it's something that won't let me sleep at night.



...who am I trying to fool?!

 

I just tested it again and for a second I was worried, because I wrongly put
"You can't whiz on the electric fence" as opposed to "You're not supposed to whiz on the electric fence" and got, after 54 translations,
"You can use this guide to pay."
I'm not sure why it differs for you, Muro, but maybe this one will work better;

"Hitler was a vicious autocrat."
54 translations later
"Hitler bad."

"Evolution says how we changed gradually into the forms recognized today, not how life started."
54 translations later
"Step of the process to change the world."

 

"Your Voice is Stingy, Your music is stupid, You oufits make me wanna puke on them, but It looks like somebody already did!"

...20 translations later we get:

"Noise, vibration and music, it's stupid, but people continue to play the show!"

 

Translations from the spam-bot's thread.

Translates to: "After running through the pictures of money"

Translates to: We always ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, kountinue easy.

 

No wonder it takes him so long to finish updating the VFX thread.

 

You mean "Wolfsbane" not "Wobbler", but other than that you are correct.

 

Yeah, that's what I said

 

It's ok, many people make these kind of mistakes. There is no shame in it.

 

"The Psychic Octopus has predicted that Spain will defeat Germany, and that means they will likely win the World Cup."

...56 translations later we get:

"Psychology, German, Spanish, success"

 

Always suspected Darkfool of being an angry black.

 

I guess I'm caught