The Bad Translator!

Original text:

"Find the boy!"

...54 translations later we get:

Mr. Gnome: "Study your child."

Living One: That's okay, I'll pass.

 

Talking about translators...

 

Original: Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimbel in the wabe. All mimsy were the borogroves and the momeraths outgrabe.

54 translations later: Dyablo hlivkye shorkin Misleading light. Momeraths gurobusumimuzu and all local Municipalities.

EDIT: Strange, DE your listed location references phalic objects vigorously displayed at hockey games in Sweden for a good year or two, then I just randomly noticed in another thread completely unrelated to this one that you're now "gyring and gimbling in the wabe" right after I translate the first lines of Jabberwocky. What gave you the idea now all of a sudden? Even prior to that Grak apparently stole thoughts from Muro's crusted cranium by starting this thread mere hours after Muro passed on the opportunity. Did a truck full of Mentats tip over on the highway this morning?

 

We are becoming a hive-mind.

 

Why at that time?

World doesn't end until December 22, 2012.

 

"Jesus Christ">"Uniform"
Dam, i knew he was fake...
"satan">"Granny explosion"
"bad translator">"error"
"world of warcraft">"mitsubishi"

 

The House of Lords becomes 'added value.' Thought I'd throw that one out there.

 

My name stays the same. Not much you can do with papa_dog_1999.
However my title turns to "Little Mommy Dogs"
at 10 and 25.
Then to "Dog Mother" at 54.
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For the world is hollow and I have touched the sky.
10:"For the world's hungry, I'm in heaven."
25:"Starvation, was I in heaven."
54:"I am as hungry, I was in heaven."
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That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.
10:"It does not die, this May will be permanent. Even the dead will not die weird."
25:"Death is permanent. Even stranger is dead is dead."
54:"Even Foreigners were killed dead forever."

 

Apocalypse = After 25 translations later, it became "Op"

Arcanum = After 25 translations later, it became "Secret"

 

Grimm Hatter becomes Heart of Darkness.
How delicious.

In a Wonderland they lie, dreaming as the days go by, dreaming as the summers die.
Max translations: Overseas Fatalities during the summer months in my day.

From my sig: Being a robot is great, and all, but we don't have any emotions and sometimes that makes me very sad.
Max translations: Great job. But sometimes I feel blue.

...uh thanks. I'm sorry?

 

"I wanna f*ck you in the @ss."

10 translations later:

"I pick a hole."

 

Which one? I think they both might work...

 

Original text:

What would life be if we could not snivel and whinge at it?

...25 translations later we get:

"How can we know if we can keep a secret?"

 

"He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword."

...54 translations later we get:

"Bladder structure of estsheritshia Callie (y vida after his death."

 

Original text:

"If I can't have her, then why should I spend any more time in a world that's gonna end pretty soon. Here I need you now, more than I ever did, I'll hand myself over for you."

...54 translations later we get:

"Why in the world to worry about food, no love life,"

 

"Free At last! Free at last! Thank God Almight, Free at last!"

Becomes:

"Fortunately, you can save a good book?"