Thailand Coup

Thailand has fallen to a military coup and is now under Martial Law.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060919/ap_ ... s/thailand

The military Commander said, "We ask for the cooperation of the public and ask your pardon for the inconvenience."

 

well, at least they're polite about it.

 

If it's run smoothly, it's ok. But if this evolves into a civil-war, it's not. God, why can't people just get together and talk?

 

well, apparently, they tried that.

 

Very well then. I just hope it ends quickly; I've got close friends from Thailand, and I'm worried about their relatives and family and stuff.

 

Hmmm, they could kill ours, Ferenc Gyurcsány.

 

Maybe I'm a bit confused, but the military takes over and says its going to re-establish democracy, while at the same time swearing allegiance to a Muslim King in a Buddist nation?

Part of the reason they revolted was because of Muslim insurgents and tampering with the democratic process.

 

Military coups * religion + election tampering = some irrational number of dead people

 

Like what, five over the square root of negative two dead people?

This is exactly why we need a deadly strain of the flu virus that can spread through non-direct contact. With the entire world on the brink of dying from disease, there will be less violence.

Make love, not war. Then die from AIDS, you cunts.

 

Good luck with that. One quick solution would be to simply give all of the elderly and juvenile citizens the flu.
Either that, or appoint me as ruler of Thailand. I'll cook something up.

 

Or just nuke the place? First, I've got to get some people out of there, of course.


But then, we can nuke it.

 

You can always find a new goat. There's no time to drag your barnyard lovers to the new outpost.

 

Wehell, now that you say so...

 

My goat's dead. Too much...uh...you know what? I think it classifies as drowning.

 

Oh, so you had one of those exotic goats that, through genetic engineering and inexplicable mutations, have their respiratory systems symmetrically reversed so they breathe through their anus.

They rarely live long anyway, what with diarrhea and all.

 

No, mine simply bled internally and suffocated due to an overabundance of blood in its lungs.