TERRORIST ATTACK TODAY, WATCH OUT!

The second one sounded achievable but we all want to know how the first one went

 

Read the post directly above yours again. :/

 

*sighs* And I thought I was silly after 11pm...

 

Yes I understand, but I want the truth now......

 

Xiao - Say the word and I'll hold him for you.

 

Or serve coffee.

 

They dont even trust me if I ask them can I make a coffee for them.

 

That's why you bring "demonstrations" with you to prove how trustworthy you are.
If they think you're a turncoat, bring one of their enemy's henchmen and rape them with pineapples(the henchman). If they think you're a thief, prove them half right: steal something from someone else.

 

Aw, poor Telcontar. I'm beginning to like you.

Run away, Simba; run away and never return!

 

And be treated like scum, have things thrown at you, constant beatings, begged to walk around and wolf like a dog so you can laugh and throw me dog biscuits to eat- DO YOU WONDER?
And thankyou Bunny, but if I try to escape, and am caught... well have you heard of 'the Spanish pony"?

 

You have begged me and you've loved it. And I am sick of your attempts at world domination and the constant beatings if you screw something up.

 

Rroyo, please hold Telcontar for his beating. *straps on metal-plated gloves*

 

Oh sorry *Walks over to rroyo "make this quick I have floors to clean with a toothbrush and Vorak needs to spit on me for an hour before his dinner"
I am for sale if anybode ELSE needs a loyal minion!

 

Meh, I'm cool with making this quick, I got fictions to write before the next shipment of jumpsuits comes in.

*proceeds to beat the living a-hem out of Telcontar*

There, now get back to work. *wipes blood off of the gloves*

 

Would you like me to clean your gloves oh mighty Xiao?

 

Get back to WORK!! *sighs* Gawd, this is why I have programmable android slaves instead of henchmen.