TERRORIST ATTACK TODAY, WATCH OUT!

I posted this at the codex and PMed DU since he works for the government, but I want to warn you too:



Yesterday the codex got a new member, Barenziah, he has made these posts until now:

Please note the use of than in many places and the weird misspellings. Then compare his posts to the ones made by CharlesBHoff at Terra-Arcanum, find them here: http://www.terra-arcanum.com/phpBB/prof ... d790170b50 Especially look at some of the longer ones.

See? The same kind of English.

Now look at the date CharlesBHoff registered at Terra-Arcanum: "Joined: 10 Sep 2001" and remember what happened the next day (it involved airplanes). Understand?

GET OUT OF ANY POSSIBLE TERRORIST TARGETS, CALL THE GOVERNMENT AND HIDE IN YOUR BUNKER!

 

Nope, just trying to become your head of security once you get the power, I'll show you this thread and you'll be amazed at my incredible thinking-capabilities and hire me to watch every active forums for this kind of subtile messages.

 

Well after your sudden "change of heart", the fact is that you could be a snitch or even leak information to Voraks enemy if they have any sign of comming in to power.......hence I think he will consider it greatly mathboy.

 

C'mon there has to be a better job for him than mere weapon grease. I mean who is going to clean your toilet?

 

Sure, I'm proud, however I doubt that the High Imperial Guard will be able to hunt me down, I don't have enough body fat to greas any legion and my hair protects me.

Wait a minute, the messages at the codex are really predicting the attack on mathboy, right? Now I'm scared.

 

Just make sure in your will you give DE rights to your body fat. The end of orc porn. yay.

 

Now I don't feel like as much of an ass for when I called him on his inability to use English. He claimed it was from a brain-damaged speech recognition portion of his brain. I fail to see how that affects typing.

 

This might have been the attack I saved the world from: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/5040558.stm

 

I AM INVINCIBLE!

 

Ne, DE, can I assume that as long as I supply equipment I'm safe? (Or at least safe-ish?)

 

No, all women must strip for clemency.

 

Or have their body fat stripped for grease alongside mathboy if they refuse the 'full inspection'.

 

:lol: Oddly enough, that's not the oddest demand made of me by the staff of an evil overlord.

 

Well you'll have to expand on some of these 'demands' as I didn't think these current requests could become 'odder'. Examples?

 

Well, there was one who wanted me to fuck one of his 'business' partners to seal a deal. That one got mysteriously stabbed. *shifty eyes*

And the one who thought that 'procurement' meant certain other things as well and wanted me to get him a few willing and attractive Evil Assisstants. That task I was okay with.