That was the funniest thing I have seen in a ling time :lol: . thanks for the post. I just hope that isn’t a correct translation of the chine’s version.
According to the comments on the page, it's been translated from English to Chinese and back to English again using something like Bablefish. I suppose that could yield the piss-poor grammar and vocabulary displayed, although there is always the risk this might just be a farce. Regardless though, the page still is TEH FUNNEH.