Summoning

*pulls out the frozen tuna*
*eyes DF*

 

Come here, doggie, we're just gonna breed you a little...

 

*pulls out a shotgun and a lightning-enchanted rod*

My Puppy. Back off or eat buckshot. Or Lightning. Whichever.

 

Christ, guinea pigs are an unfortunate lot. Do not breed puppy with a guniea pig! Do you want him to have a cowlick?

 

Bring it, bitch.

 

We would probably get the best result if we simply let him breed with himself.

 

Are you getting a bit suicidal?

You want to let him breed with his clone?

 

He had a clone? Why would we want to breed him if he already has a clone?

 

Skip the forewords, I want my own puppy.

 

I made him mate with a hamster in his sleep. My being a ninja and all, it wasn't too difficult. The offspring will be for sale any day now.

 

At least I know what I like.

Please don't make me bury you in the yard. There really isn't that much room left. Of course, if you're really that short I could just toss you on top of the koala pile. There's the risk of DF running of with your body, but what can you do about such things.

Talk to magikot. Maybe with enough cash and or sexual favors ...

Would that be masterbation or homosexualish?

Well, now that dream makes sense.
Can I at least get dinner out of it?

 

You buying?

 

:-( Way to go, Wolfsie, now my brain will not let the mental image go and I NEED IT TO LEAVE!! :cry:

 

She bemoans as if that were unfortunate.

 

I LEGALLY PURCHASED Neverwinter Nights 2. Which I am going to play now. Legally purchased. <.<

 

Unfortunetly for you, NWN2 sucks balls.

 

I heard my name mentioned with sexual favours? What's going on, who am I doing and for how much?


EdIT: @Yuki - the fact that you need to make such a big deal out of "legally purchased" tells me that you either stole it, or stole the majority of your games.

 

I pirated THE SHIT out of that bitch.

 

Prepare to get banned?

 

Wolf, your wanton use of the question mark is about to drive me to the Minor Things That Bug Us thread.