Summoning

What do you bury in Xiao's yard?

 

Fixed:

 

Bones, that kind of stuff?

 

How come? I thought that I have broke the Shovel of Gravedigging in half.

Perhaps noosy kids as well.

 

Is anyone else annoyed by that giant flashing IMVu banner up there?

 

Duct tape.

 

Ah, of course. The ties that bind the universe.

 

Perhaps it is time that I take the matter in my own hand.

*Grabs the broken shovel, bind it to a missile, and shoots it to [place here the appropriate country or planet]

So that will destroy the shovel for good. (I hope)

 

I wonder if you can make a shovel with a stick and some duct tape.

 

Yes, you can. (Oh no, I have Obamatitis.) Here are the parts that you have to make:

 

If we freeze the duct tape... Yeah, it should work pretty well.

 

*prepares to take a softball bat to the head of anyone stupid enough to try to remake the Shovel of Gravedigging*

Be warned - I'm very dangerous with one of these and Puppy doesn't mind burying things that are still breathing. Unless you want to be fertilising my garden, the speculation ends here.

 

Why is he your dog, anyway?

 

If the bat does'nt work, I shall personally shove the Shovel of Gravedigging in the offender's ass, untill it comes through the mouth.

 

Maybe I should get some noob to gravedig just to see what you'd do with all of these threats of yours.

 

Why don't you just gravedig?

 

Doesn't do any good to break the shovel.

Vorak and DE (or Vorak-DE, depends if you believe they are aspects of the same entity) keep a stack of them in the lobby with a sign that says 'Free. Take one'. Why this is so is anyones guess, but I think it's some part of their/his higher plan.

"Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad." - Euripides (c. 480BC-406BC)

 

Simple. I asked him and gave him a collar. Not to mention plenty of morons to bury and food and a nice comfy bed to sleep on and... *ad nauseum*

 

I like the sound of that. Where do I get my own dog?

 

I think we've to breed something with puppy to get more dogs. I'm voting we go with hamsters or guinea pigs, to make it an even more evil dog.