Strange and Unsettling.

Just trying to find a picture that suits my personality bra.

 

Yes you are.

Like hell you do.

BULLSHIT! You change your avatar more frequently than Britney Spears makes a fucking fool of herself. (singing)Look up above, there's Courtney Love... Britney Spears... Amy Winehouse... Fill in the blank with any old skank!(/singing)

Not a glitch, and you're not gonna get the power of the avatar back until you earn it.

Yeah, please don't quote Dog the Bounty Hunter ever again. At least he has moments of awesome.

 

I think you are just hostile because I don't propose to you online or write you poetry. Please direct your teen angst towards your journal so only people who care will read.

Now to decide which avatar best suits me.

 

Teen angst! :rofl: Man, that's some funny shit right there. Me, teen angst... *snicker* Buddy, I outgrew teen angst when I was fourteen. There's no future in it, just a membership card for the Twilight fandom.

I don't hate you because you don't treat me nice, I hate you because you're an arrogant fucking retard.

 

I love how enthusiastically everything in this forums degrades into he-said-she-said bickering.

Zanza, you are not General Grant. Hitting your head against a brick wall will not bring you victory. Surrender now, and find something else to discuss, lest you be a troll.

 

No, never surrender, never. Not even in the face of Armageddon.

As for the young Xiao, I'm not arrogant, I'm just not Vulcan so you think I'm a dick. The amount of effort you put into 'hating' Twilight makes me think you actually enjoy it but hate yourself for it and jump on the bandwagon.

 

Okay, that was a line just there, and you fucking CROSSED IT.

Just because you're desperately horny for sparkly Edward cock doesn't mean that you have to project your insecurities onto those of us who actually have taste in literature and entertainment. Now take your pathetic hormones and go join Cullenism, at least there you'll find people who are your intellectual equals instead of your superiors.

 

Your overreaction only fuels my theory.

 

You have theories now? When did you graduate from troglodyte to neanderthal?

 

About the same time you started PMSing.

 

I see, so a woman has to be PMSing to think you're a dick. Yeah, you've just been demoted back to troglodyte. Maybe even all the way back to nemotode. I haven't decided yet.

 

This is too marvelous to ignore.

Zanza, as I haven't used or even abused my avatar privilege yet and I like you so huggy much, I'll be your avatar. However, I shall not be changing it once it is decided so let me know what avatar you want me to display on your behalf, but give it careful consideration.

 

Done.

*Stands before Xiao, so she don't have to see this.*

 

Didn't Zanza already have a fitting custom?

Juggling avatars indeed can be tiresome for the audience, but - as of yet - each avatar Zanza has chosen was zanzish enough for me to not see a problem in his case.

Are you stating that you will keep whatever avatar Zanza chooses for you while not expecting to end up with something like this?

 

Only if it's against somebody respectable and/or intelligent. Murder of stupid people is probably just a slight reprimand at most.

 

It would probably be applauded by large segments of the forum.

I recall one insult I gave someone a couple of years ago that -might- get a Dude Not Funny from someone around here. And even then I'm not sure.

 

So is it just me or has Zanza gotten worse as of late?
He's always been a cross between mild irritant and mild entertainment, but now...
Somewhere he became a bit of sand in the eye.
Did someone kill him and take over his account?
Did the meds wear off and this is Zanza in his natural state?
WTF?

Oh and the Twilight comment?
Good bit a troll work there, Zanza.
I still want to make you chew on tacks, but good work anyway.

Now that hack of a bitch Meyer is doing the same thing to werewolves.
Now it’s personal.
I thought Rice’s gaypires were bad,
Then Meyers made ‘em sparkle.
Made ‘em “vegetarians” that ate deer.
Now….
My poor, poor werewolves…
*sob* :sad2: