Straight outta pittsburg, kansas.

1600 Miles under my belt, 30 days in the saddle, 10 flat tires, probably about 64 gallons of gatorade consumed, X>15 bowls of oatmeal, X>way too much bacon, X>10 days spent wishing someone could teach the people of kentucky, and rural virginia how to cook with something other than a deep frier, X>a big number representing how many vertical feet I've climbed on my bike, X>3 thunder storms, 2 tornado warnings, 1 hour spent grabbing everything that belongs to you and running into a public restroom at 1:30am, because you see funnel clouds forming, and the sky is green, 6 hours spent sleeping in the same public restroom, 1 rest day spent helping move furniture at a bed and breakfast in exchange for lunch, 3 hours spent in a heated conversation with the husband of the proprietor of the bed and breakfast discussing religion and politics, 1 chain replaced, 1 tire replaced, 1 rear rack replaced, 2 bottles of chamois cream used up, X>6 angry dogs pepper sprayed, X>2 impressionable country damsels impregnated, 1 ATM card retained by an ATM machine, 427 dollars borrowed from someones traveling companion, 1 ATM card fed-exed to a bike shop by my mother.

I'm probably forgetting something, but I'm too hungry to remember.

Oh yeah, 20 pounds lost.

3 books read: The Disposessed (Ursula K. LeGuin), Black Like Me (Some white guy), A Connetticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court (Mark Twain).
I just started reading Gulliver's Travels. So far I havent met anyone doing this trip thats even finished 50 pages of reading, I'm a monster.

Anyway, I had a chance to log in and say hi, there are about 40 posts I need to catch up on in general discussion alone, but I really dont have time, so I just figured I'd say hi. Whats up? I miss posting etc, almost as much as I miss washing machines, computer access, my guitar, National Public Radio, and pornography.

I'll try to get back in here later today (we're taking a rest day, our third in 33 days of being on the road) thank god(socialism) for public libraries.

Anyway, Peace.

 

maybe i should go for a long ass bike ride... i'd love to lose that much weight.

 

Yeah, but you aren't really willing to do anything to do that, are you?

 

Sleek, I first thought that this whole she-bang sounded gay, and now I must admit I was right. But it's still cool you're that motivated to do something gay, er, challenging like that. I envy you, I really do.





Gayfer.

 

I'm touched retard, but not the way I wanted to be.

 

This is the only part that sounded appealing to me .

Anyway, I'm sure it's the, er, "trip of a lifetime" for you, so I'd enjoy it before reality gets around to crushing your reborn spirit.

 

this is all I have to say: listen.

 

What about the impregnation of Red neck damsels Jar? That has to almost as good as the real thing.
The Dispossessed is a mad book

 

He didn't impregnate them, their brothers did. That's what being a red neck is all about - incest.

 

MY MOTHER'S MA SISTER!

 

Now that you bring up incest. I once heard from a biology student that incestous relationship produce defective babies in the following proportions.

You + Cousin (your mother/father sister/brother's son/daughter, also called brother cousins down here) = 1 : 4

You + brother/sister = 1 : 3

You + mother/father = 1 : 2

So, teorethically, you could never produce healthy offspring if you managed to come accross a clone of yourself of the opposite gender. What do you guys think?

 

I think incest is just plain sick.

 

my cousins must be lucky as shit not to have had defective babies... wait, i take that back, one of them had a dwarf... but the rest of the kids were fine!!!

 

Aries, those numbers are incorrect. Incestous relationships do not produce nearly that amount of defective births. It's more like 1:20. Oh, and parent/child babies are less likely to be defective than brother/sister babies, which is opposite of what you have.

No, to all the fucknuts, I don't have any inbreeding in my genes, I get all this information mostly from breeding up livestock. The rule is NEVER NEVER NEVER breed bro/sis. Parent/child (line-breeding) is desirable in some cases, when you are trying to capitalize on a certain trait. Line-breeding is commonly used in dogs, especially, and can strengthen desirable traits.

Fuck you again, to the asswipes that think all southerners are in-bred.

 

Well, I'm sure the visitors aren't at any rate...

 

Retard, for a non-inbred you certainly have a staggering knowledge of the subject.

 

Retard, it's time for a very small science lesson. A normal human has 22 chromosones, half of each chromosone from our ma half of each from our pa. For simplicities sake I will call the 22 half chromosones from the mother 'A' and the 22 half chromosones from the father 'B'.

So the mother and father has a child who takes half of each of his 22 chromosones from his mother and half from his father. He is a 'normal' child. If he were to screw his mother there is a chance that the offspring will get his mother's chromosones twice. But, Because each chromosone is halved there is a 50% chance for every one of 22A to be used again. So it's like gambling, the more dice rolls you fail, the more retarded the retard is.

The above example is for a Mother and child. With the introduction of fresh blood to the equation e.g. cousins who have an extra aunt or uncle or if you waited a generation and screwed your grandmother the chance drops by a square or some thing like that.

Fuck you, I(would like to think)'m smart.

 

Isn't it 23 chromosomes?