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I have this neighbour, she is like totally hot, apart from one little problem....she's like 50 years old.

 

Blah...almost impossible... :???:

 

Nope! Of course, it all depends upon where you look. California, for example, is full of them.

 

I can take a picture and then show you guys.

 

Hurry!

 

Well, I could always knock on her door and ask for some sugar..

 

She wouldn't perchance be the same hot Polish female as you salted earlier, would she? Because if she's a separate entity altogether, I think you have way too much free time to impress the ladies when you should be studying your alleged profession.

Still... Whoah! Pics, matey!

 

Pics, I'll fix some pics, but how? I mean I just can't take a photo of her fast as hell and then run into my apartment?

 

Meet her in the hallway with a camera in hand, and ask, "I just got a new camera. Would you mind?"

 

It's extremely possible for a woman over 40 to be attractive. However, I try to stay within two years (above or below) of my age when looking for possible, "prospects."
But yes, pictures. Ask for sugar, and then say something like,
"Look! In the sky, it's a dead bird!"
Then snap the picture and run.

 

Actually she's 45, I asked her.

 

I hope you didn't go point blank and say, "Are you 50?"
You do know how rude it is to simply ask a woman what her age is, right?

 

Yes, I know it's very very rude, but I didn't ask her "are you 50".

 

...What did you ask her then?

 

I was polite, we talked about todays youth and she asked me how old I was, and the I asked her how old she was.

 

Sure. Come on, a mature porn site, that's not me really.