Standards of Education (UK)

A test isn't really necessary. Much to my dismay, I'm already acquainted with many of teh intarnet's misleadings. From Rick rolls to said goatse, two girls one cup, and various other 'horrors.' However...I'm obliged to click links as they appear. Such are Xz's teachings.

 

You poor bastard. I'll have to have a crash team on standby for when mrnobodie makes his next periodical traumatisation visit.

 

I await whatever comes with both curious anticipation and dread. Mainly dread.

 

I read the url. I read it, yet still...

 

And stuff like that is why we DON'T CLICK THE LINKS.

 

Well...I suppose that's why it's advised not to, and with utmost clarity. Yet I very much question my willpower thanks to the Xz's strength of curiosity teaching. On the subject of strength however, I'm not quite sure whether each image makes me more mentally resistant or merely kills part of my brain.

Xz has already made more of an impact on my life than that other god *points up.* Thus, I conclude that he is the real one.

 

I was expecting something about maggots.

 

I also click the links.

I admit, that I most always read the links first, but I click them.

This is the Teaching of the Great God Xz, Whom we Follow.

 

Last time I click a link whilst eating......

 

TEL! Dude, you're back! *tackle glomp* You're not in league with the Sparklepires, are you?

 

Heh. I haven't clicked a link here in years.

 

I don't think eschewing such "experiences" makes you weaker. uch:

 

It may not kill me, but a few of my brain cells sure are taken out by that stuff. And not useless ones that were just lying around, either.

 

I am not becoming a mindless zombie for you, DE. Go get your brainless minions elsewhere.