Standards of Education (UK)

Say what?! Oh. Well then. :cry: Looks like I'm taking a chisel to that 24k gold temple I've built in my back yard. Who wants to be worshiped, since she didn't realize she was?

 

What? The Swedianese hasn't realized that we have built several shrines dedicated to her?


This is a sad day indeed.

 

*snicker*

I haven't had the chance to traumatise the dumbass queen in my class yet, so I'm saving the grease thing until she returns. I will traumatise with goddamn style.

 

Nobody told me! I wasn't exactly expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

 

Always expect the Inquisition here. Haven't you learned that yet?

 

Actually, I think the Spanish Inquisition should be expecting us.

 

Stylish traumatization, stalking, obsession and the Spanish Inquisition within a few posts...and yet strangely, I'm not a slight bit uncomfortable.

On that note, I felt massively out of place in a literature class today. When I spoke about Stephenie Meyer and a 'me'-caused rag-doll-esque fall down bare, sharp-edged marble steps, only the tutor smiled. I even managed to use snap, crackle and pop in the mini-speech too! I think I may have to lessen the harshness in the situations of my imaginative instances, or tone down the vividness of the descriptions. People seem to take my pointless stories seriously for some reason. But hey, at least I'm putting my...vocabularity to use.

/end ramble
/make drink1
/run arcanum

 

I now need to have a transcript of events. That sounds fucking AWESOME. *chuckle*

 

Yuki gets the Comfy Chair!

 

*sticks a whoopee cushion in the comfy chair, just because she can*

 

I thought this was Philes at first, and was amazed by the lack of remarking of arousal.

 

Mine usually take these forms:
1. Disgusting, and yet...somewhat erotic.
2. I'm disappointed, yet at the same time a little aroused.
Any others take form on impulse.

I don't really do it much anymore though because of a bad experience of being taken seriously. :/

 

You'd be amazed at the stuff that gets some of these people going. There are very few kinks or fetishes that will even make us blink anymore. (Most of us have the Greater Internet Constitution feat, heh.)

 

Not to mention the Idiosyncratic Internet Arousal feat.

 

I have a strong belief that I possess both feats in their greater forms...

 

We'll have to test that. Anyone still have the link for the goatse marathon?

(We have a special rule here. Don't click the links.)

 

Which is why your avatar looks so utterly traumatised, methinks.