Square wheeled bike

Yes it is. The beauty of it is that it's directly useful to over half of the entire world's population. Then, if some guys prefer to catch, it's however many more of that population...
Add the automatic hammer to the whole thing and you've got gold, though I guess counter-balancing everything might become an issue.

 

I say we prototype it.

 

Hmmm...what voltage and amperage?

 

What's the power source?
Nuclear, anhilation, geomagnetic, or something else?

 

Won't that just allow you to strike people with ultra-precise lightning bolts from long distances?

 

Maybe. Just maybe.

 

Yeah, I'll go with that. Seriously, how many do you think would sell before anyone realized they were fucked?

I bet the entire stock would sell out before anyone knew better, and there would probably be millions in profits.

To cover your ass, there would have to be some sort of novelty warning;

*Caution, this is not a real outlet. Attempts to use it as such may be fatal.

It would need to be inconspicuously placed on the box (very tiny!), or molded into the side of the plastic (also tiny, but only slightly raised).

 

You're an elf. The differences are limited.

 

So you're a semblance of a prude chick.

 

And I'm guessing that he's opposed to pedaling with his hands in a sort of upside-down "raise the roof" fashion.