Square wheeled bike

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  1. Vorak

    Vorak Administrator Staff Member

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  2. wobbler

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    Yea... Fail on the whole idea...
     
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  3. Wolfsbane

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    ...Why square wheeled?
     
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    Because he didn't wanna go to work...
     
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  5. Dark Elf

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    Because it doesn't work with triangular ones.
     
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  6. Grakelin

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    It's pretty sad when somebody can make a living doing this kind of bullshit, but the guys who make all our stuff live off of minimum wage.
     
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    Don't you understand the delicacy of this, Grakelin? Ironically enough, it's things like these, like the square wheel, that drives technology and hence the world forward.

    How many failed attempts at making something useful did Thomas Edison make, before he managed to invent the light bulb?
     
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    You know, a decagonal-wheeled bike would possibly roll, and if it's seat was coupled with a dildo, a lot of ladies would probably forgive the bumpy ride.
     
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    Probably. It might need to be studded and coated with...something.
     
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    Entirely depends on how tough a ride is desired. :)

    Of course, it would have to ship with some high-quality lube.
     
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  11. Vorak

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    DE brand human grease?
     
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    Yup. Made from those pieces Telcontar just won't eat.
     
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    There actually are such pieces?
     
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    Yeah, for some kind of strange religious reason or something, Tel won't eat muscle tissue.
     
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    He's like a hyena... simply can't get enough of bone, teeth, sinew, cartilage... if only he'd remember to take a cold bath after dinner a bit more often he wouldn't be burning holes through so many sweaters.
     
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    Community patent?
     
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  17. Telcontar

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    You try digging muscle tissue out from between your fangs....
     
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    Well, I did buy you an Egyptian Plover didn't I?
     
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    Guess he ate it...?
     
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  20. Telcontar

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    Breaks up the monotony of bones, sinew etc.
     
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