Song Lyrics, courtesy of Babelfish

Desperado, why you do not come to your senses?
You have been outside the fences of mounting to horse for so of length now.
Oh you are hard. I know that you have his you reason.
Those things that are pleasant you, will hurt to him somehow.

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Song- Desperado
English to Spanish and back again.

Have fun!

 

Okay okay okay, this is fun!

Peter Gabriel's "Secret World", from English to German and back again:

This is great! It's like crappy modern poetry! We could win the Nobel Prize for literature with Babelfish!

The original, for those of you so Totally Uncool not to know all of Peter Gabriel's lyrics by heart, goes like this:

 

English to Spanish and back again, guess the song for 2 cents!

 

Milo you are the fucken man. I love you baby.



There was once a man of Nantucket
that is dick was so it could inhale it of length
as it got up itself with a face
and cleaned left his chin
that he said, "if my ear were a kitten, I I would take it."

Now that is some funny shit. Milo, if we ever lose touch with you, I think I'll just kill myself.

 

Britney Spears, if she was Spanish, and no speaka Ingles good.


Oops, I did it that
I played again with its heart
I obtained lost in the game
Oops Baby of the baby of the
Oh you you think to me you are in love
That they send to me of aforesaid
I am not that one innocent

The Mexican Hillbilly Song

It comes and it listens to my history on a named man Jed
Poor who mountaineer hardly kept his feeding from the then family
a day he threw in a little food
when above through the Earth comes a gross petroleum that bubbled

Lubrication that is black

tea of Roofing tiles of gold

 

Backstabber, dude... I can't believe you're lost. Read Milo's first post again. And again. And again and again and again. In time, all will be revealed to you, my son.

Oh yeah, and thanks for screwing up the page with all the question marks, making us have to scroll sideways. Really, two or three question marks woulda sufficed.

Cookies® to the first one who guesses what this song is!

You are not nothing but a dog of persecuting
that it shouts all the hour
you are not nothing but a dog of persecuting
that she never shouts all the hour
Well does not take him a rabbit
and you are not no friend mine

 

That's easy, Hound Dog.

 

Heh heh. Shadygrove, that is correct. For that, you recieve a Cookie®. I don't think you realize the implications in recieving this, ahem, award, else you wouldn't have named that song so fast. mrnobodie? Front and Center! We got Cookies® to "hand"¹ out.

Hmmm. Something harder, perhaps? Guess this one.

Late in the evening
on the sun down
it arrives in a hill
and on the city
the game of Penn uncle who the Oh violin
how it would sound to him
could oir to speak it to him
could oir to sing it








¹I thank you.

 

The well am me making quickly or could it be speed makes me what is time but a thing to be killed or preserve or buy or lose or live inside I had to go more quickly maintain the step right to remain in the human race I could go supersonic the chronic problem say to me than made the life exist beyond him when I must state myself accelerates just in the oblivion

Bad Religion into French then back again. God, why is this so entertaining?

 

This one should be pretty easy...English to Spanish and back again.

This is some funny shit.

Retard, your song seems very familiar, I just can't place it. Dammit, I should know the lyrics of more songs than just Queen, Pink Floyd and the mystery band above.

 

Love you too, man. SOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEE

Funny stuff, guys. Keep them coming!

Anyway, here's Desperado again because for some reason I draw a blank whenever I try to think of lyrics and Desperado pops out. This time it's via the land of the rising sun.

The Desperado, why don't you come to your feeling?
Long now there was you from the fence of horseback riding because such.
You of Ohio state are hard 1 year old. I have known that you have your reason.
Those things you are pleasant, doing how you, you damage.

This one's a little less comprehensible, but when I hit on the line "You of Ohio state are hard 1 year old." I just had to post it.

EDIT - For the love of god, someone please fix the tables.

 

This is Hey, Man from Whoa, Nelly.

hey, man, don't look under scared. you know ím only testing you out. hey man, don't look under angry, yoúre real close to figuring me out. we plows to part of to circle. it's like to mobius strip, and it goes round and round until it loses to Link and therés to shadow in the sky and it looks like rain, and shit is gonna fly eleven again. hey, man, we look AT each to other with ample eyes, under why not some Time to to discover what's behind your eyes? íve got under many questions that i want to ask you. i a.m. under tired of mirors- pour me to glass of your wine! and therés to shadow in the sky and it looks like rain, and shit is gonna fly eleven again! íve got to bunch of government checks AT my door. each morning i try to send them back but they only send dwells to me. mirror i look AT myself in the; vital a.m. i today? hey, man, i let my conscience get in the way! and therés to shadow in the sky, and it looks like rain, and shit is gonna fly eleven again, and is don't pisses to rain on your parade, but pathos there are got me eleven again... and i don't want ambivalence does not dwell, i don't want ambivalence does not dwell, i don't want ambivalence does not dwell, i don't want ambivalence does not dwell!

I translated from English to Spanish and then back again.