Something for the ladies

Although I was surprised when I learned about the Russia thing (and that Russia is actually named after a Norse tribe, the Rus), I've always been more impressed about how far west they got. Nova Scotia is pretty impressive, considering the navigational technology they had at their disposal.

 

I scream random things out at school (like: PURPLE MONKEY DISHWASHER!, YEAH YOU BETTER RUN and STICK IT UP YA CLACKA!) to freak people out, its quite relieving when people think your crazy... i've no idea why though...

 

"Purple monkey dishwasher, yeah you better run!?"

I'm going to steal that ok?

I think its relieving when people think you're crazy because suddenly, in that instant, they fear you, they won't fuck with you, and for a few minutes they can't help but respect you.

Screaming in public is always good for first, or blind dates. Gets you laid, yes it does.

 

That it is, lad, that it is. And I certainly agree with you one hundred percent when it comes to clubbing. I fucking hate it. Especially in my area where the percentage of attractive girls is as low as the percent alcohol by volume in a Coors Light.

These are my words exactly, except in an Australian accent. I have vowed only to imbibe an excessive amount of alcohol in the comfort of my own or a friend's home. That way you can crash for the night, to boot.

It's absolutely true. When I worked at Subway, I yelled random things, smashed empty boxes with a wild look in my eye, and threatened lower-ranking coworkers with extreme violence if their performance was displeasing. And they were scared of me. So is my roomate, but that might be because he's about three inches shorter than me, fifty pounds lighter, and a soft-spoken, non-confrontational type of guy.

 

There was a crazy guy at my school, but everyone fucked with him, because he couldn't fight for shit. Eventually his mind broke I think but he was fucked up before he got to school.

 

there's a fine line between insane-cool and insane-stupid... the cool ones cause people to laugh nervously and move away... the stupid ones cause people to laugh and smack 'em upside the head...