Something for the ladies

I give this trend a thumbs down.

 

I give metrosexuals a thumbs down. There's a fine line between taking care of yourself and deliberately, god damn this annoys the hell out of me, DELIBERATELY acting gay when you're straight. I don't mind homosexuals all that much, but this is really fucking moronic.

***LET'S NOT GET INTO THE WHOLE HOMOSEXUAL ARGUMENT AGAIN.***

 

I'm dissapointed Settler, I thought you'd call the whole thing
"Tom fruiterous" or something
I also don't think metroes are being deliberately "gay" so I have little problem with them. Though if they have that sterotypical gay perosnality they might piss me off.

On Topic: I hope this doesn't become too attractive because I couldn't do it and if that's what it takes to get a girl interested I'm screwed...Or not as the case may be.

 

take it from a girl... this trend will you get you in no one's pants but your partner's...

 

You know, I think this trend might come from an unspoken desire to escape all the macho posturing and stiff behaviour associated with being male. Which is probably why I'm not into this fake effeminate metrosexual crap, because I wear my psychotic impulses on the outside.

 

SeaDog: One word. Tomfruiterous. Learn it well.

Well, I'm neither here nor there - damn boring personality...

 

Hahaha...you and me both. I think that God made me a psycho to counterbalance my good looks and intelligence...women get scared when I scream the f word and smash things. Picture Bruce Willis getting pissed at his woman in Pulp Fiction, and you have a good idea of what it looks like when I get enraged. Luckily, I only do that every so often, and usually outside in the country.

 

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Thats a pretty good description of me, weird. I guess the difference is I never really get angry at anything, I guess the closest I come to anger or rage is when arguing with peole about stuff like gay rights, or gun control. Stuff they really cant justify, but try to anyway, etc.

I think my favorite instance of a random outburst was when a girl I had just recently met came up to me and said "Why don't you ask so-and-so to the homecoming dance?" and I looked at her and shouted "Why don't you shut the fuck up???"

Yeah that was awesome.

 

Wow, you two sound like real winners.

 

Wow, you sound like a real tight ass bitch.

hahaha jk.

You just don't understand how much fun, and relieving public outbursts can be, especially when the amount of respect you have for the subject is already a negative value.

 

Fish likes to yell in public... never curse words, really, just random things like "french toast!" or "i hate broccoli!"... he does it when i'm sleeping too, if he sees something on tv that catches his interest... scares the hell out of me every time.

 

Damn. Back in the day, all you needed to get a girl was a fifth of Lord Calvert.

 

I hate clubbing. Music is crap and too damn loud, drinks are overpriced and now people are apparently gancing all over the place. Sure, if you're looking for a one night stand, it's a good place to be, but I find it hard to imagine people go there to find the partner of their dreams, or that they can actually have a good time there, seeing as most people go with friends, and leave with those same friends.

WHY CAN'T YOU GET DRUNK WITH YOUR FRIENDS AT A PUB OR SOMEONE'S HOUSE? WHY MUST DODGY STRANGERS BE INVOLVED?

No, I don't like other people. Which may also be why I like venting my rage in a similar manner to Sleek and Sigurd. It is fun to let loose and smash shit up while shouting.

 

don't worry Jar. someday you're gonna meet a girl who not only can stand all the fucked up things about you, she'll actually like them... cuz if Fish can get married, anyone can!

 

[off topic] Was that for or against gay rights and gun control? Oh, and Jar, don't I hold the record for highest number of banned accounts? and if so, would you update the GQ so it says that?[/off topic]
So anyway, is that why Fish hasn't been around? I haven't really checked up on anything... I suppose I should look through the history of this, and see what's happened recently, since I'm not in a mood to get yelled at for asking for an update... though if anyone wants to give me one, go ahead, I probably won't find what I'm looking for? :lol:

 

That's because you're a viking, of course.

 

Vikings were so cool, pillaging, raping and generally kick the crap out of the british isles.
Hey Lab ((or anyone else who wants to take a shot at this question( Though none of you are as smart as he)) just how far did the vikings get into the Europe and Russia etc. I know they got to normandy and I think maybe to Constantinople. Most of my info is from shoddy history books and the Total War games.

 

They got from the Baltic Sea to the Black Sea, and over it to Constantinople. Into Russia they got atleast to the Caspian Sea(that's where the map in my encyclopedia ends).