Some perfume they make these days...

there's an easy solution to all that, you know... get a job, a car, and a puppy. then find a girl who's too ugly and plain herself to be picky. a match made in heaven!

 

that's just a blanket method. have you ever tried TALKING to this girl at work? you might be surprised... alot of hot chicks dig geeks.

 

Hmm, Rosie, have you ever though about starting an advice thread here?
Would surely help many people arround (me included).

 

You'd be surprised at how useless a lot of "good ole commonsense" advice is when you put it into practice. Sure, talking to a girl is probably the best way to get into her good books (and potentially, her pants) but there's this great big stumbling block in the way - your average guy becomes an incoherent mess when talking to a chick he finds attractive. The big hit to the confidence follows, the next time is even worse, the hit to the confidence is bigger etc etc etc.

I could go on for quite a bit on this, but pretty much everyone here (being that most people here are guys) already knows what I'm going to say. Ain't male psychology grand?

 

Since I turned seventeen, I think only one girl has actually made me nervous, and it was just residual from my huge crush on her when I was sixteen. After a few weeks it passed and I was as suave a cat with her as I am with all the ladies.
I have good control over my sex drive, until she touches me ("she" being whatever girl happens to be touching me). Then everything breaks down. But before that, it's cool, so I don't say stupid things or stare at the chick's assets enough to elicit notice.

 

We'll see if it works for me. 5 days left...

 

I'm guessing that we have a good 4 days at this point, until we have another big angsty raid by DatD, anyone think I'm right? And on the matter of angsty sorta things, I'm probably going to be around less and less until around January or February of next year, because my internet is being disconnected one I return from vacation, and I leave for vacation tomorrow, so y'all get a break from me... a pretty damn big one...

 

Hey, Sigurd, you might've been right: there IS god! :lol:

 

no matter how gibberishy you are with girls, Jar, rest assured there's one out there for you... after all, the first time i tried to talk to Fish, he insulted me... and then second time i tried to talk to him, he insulted me... the third time he just ignored me... and yet here we are, married with a kid. it could happen to you!!!

 

She's committing suicide as I write this .

You must have been desperate for attention to keep going back for more. I reckon this is also an elaborate bet on his part - could he marry you, get you knocked up, and then divorce you within 3 years?

 

you're such a ray of sunshine