Some perfume they make these days...

From: the Israeli daily Maariv (www.maarivintl.com)

Soldier accidentally explodes tear gas grenade in general's office

A huge blast rocked the Tel Nof army base on Monday morning, with smoke coming out of Brigadier General Benny Zucker's office. Soldiers who rushed in to the general's office were astounded to find that the explosion was not the result of a terrorist infiltration of the base, but rather from a tear gas grenade set off by Zucker's secretary by accident.

The soldiers found the stunned secretary at her desk in a cloud of tear gas smoke. She explained that she thought it was a bottle of perfume, and wanted to smell it. "I pulled the pin out to open it", she said.

An IDF spokesman said "the soldier touched the grenade and thereby released the pin. We are checking the circumstances under which the grenade was stored".

http://www.maarivintl.com/index.cfm?fus ... cleID=8727

:lol:

 

I would like to learn that human stupidity has some bounds. I know I won't see the day.

 

I wonder what type of person that smell would attract?

 

Heh...wow...bunch of stupid people these days...

 

"Smoke Grenade Perfume for teens and adults! Succeed at getting noticed!"

 

Why on earth would a general have a bottle of perfume in his office? The secretary should be fired.

 

Are you kiddin? Have you smelt those filthy Palestinians?

 

Trust me, however bad you think an Arab smells, there are far worse out there. At the risk of offending a billion odd people, Indians and Pakistanis - when they don't use deodorant - make fat sweaty nerds seem like good company.

 

A hindu holly man never washes nor shaves. He looks like Rob Zombie and smells like another holy organic substance.

 

Holiness=BO?

 

Having been forced to endure the effects of tear gas, I feel sorry for the poor bastard. But still, how many perfume bottles have pull pins on them? Luckily it was'nt a grenade.

 

I'd have to say that vomit is probably the foulest substance I've ever smelt...but then again, I don't really smell my own farts or breath. I have it on good authority (i.e. anyone who's ever smelt either) that enduring one of them for an extended period of time would be a fate worse than death.

 

I ate me a garlic pizza last night... NEVER I repeat NEVER do that! I was farting allllll day and I couldn't stop, It was embarrassing and satisfying to an extent.
The great thing is that it was cold this morning and while eating my porrige I farted and the heat couldn't escape... When I stood up the whole house smelt REEEEAL bad.
NEVER I repeat NEVER eat a garlic pizza.

 

That's a dutch oven effect. The most common occurence is when you eat something that gives you gas and when you sleep, underneath your quilt the temperatures will rise to 30-70 degrees celcius and when you get up in the morning...boy! It brings new meaning to the saying "I wish I hadn't gotten out of bed today"

 

Some people would say I have a gas problem, I just say that I'm not going to hold my farts unless I've got a really good reason. Most of them actually don't smell too bad, but when I've been getting into the dried fruit, licorice or really spicy foods, watch out .

 

my family has this HUGE three room tent... and on one scout outing, my dad and a group of adults were sharing it after having eaten a LARGE amount of baked beans and wraps (my dad's favorite ingreients were bell peppers, chili powder, and garlic)... so in the morning, we walk out, and there is the whole group of them, scattered around the campsite in thier sleeping bags... they'd fled the tent cause it stunk so bad. :-D

 

Have you guys ever released a Room-Cleaner® ?

Once at 8th grade, I released one of those stealth ones (you know, the ones where you lift your thigh slightly and they kind of rush out). The classroom suddenly got very hot and you could see the progress by watching people grimace. At last, the professor frowned, stepped forward, took a good whiff and yelled at us for using chemical farts. We all cleared the room for five minutes.
I stopped having fruits and milk for breakfast, since.

 

I got into the dried apricots and licorice bullets earlier today. There's been a constant stream of hot, smelly farts coming from my ass all night.

 

and y'all wonder why you're single :roll:

 

I am single because I am ugly and plain and jobless. I don't fart in front of girls.