Some people are afraid of their own vacation!

This poll is a joke, but in every joke there is a part of a joke, u know

By the way, there is so little place in that poll so let me finish .. )))

Imagine: i want to sell you anykind of stuff.. Let it be ticket service, or water-polo balls.. it doesn`t matter.
And in one certain moment (just like this one) i can offer you never to buy from me! Never!
Am i stupid enough? Maybe, but... you always can buy tickets in the airport and balls in a sportstore.. So it`s stupid to offer you anything like that.. And we in (c) BennyB thinked out something, you will find nowhere but here.

You know, I hate when someone is trying to help me (damn-damn!), but i always rate highly any true support that people sometimes can provide each other.
So, my point is simple - there is someone nearby capable to provide with all required support, but rarely it is possible to find one in time Remeber us, remember BennyB The Traveller when times of trouble comes to you during your way. We are all - one world-wide family - and, who knows, maybe one day we will meet somewhere during your next round-a-world trip.

Best wishes,

 

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Damn! Scale down the freaking images!

Geez...

 

Interesting they are putting more effort in to posts now though....

 

I think he made the picture bigger since you commented on it, Bunny...

 

All free food is tasty. Except...yeah I'm pretty sure everyone can find something they would not eat if it was free.

 

Maby, just maybe an aborted baby.

 

I don't eat dirt and that's free.

 

Hey, you guys get free spam every day, don't you? You get me! Wolfsbane, providing Teh Swedish Spam[tm]!

 

You can get free food everyday from your garbage bin (bins of your neighbours are also available for a small fee: their boots smashing your ass), but I'm sure it's not tasty. Anyway, I wouldn't eat it....

 

For that matter you can go dumpster-diving behind macdonalds and get free burgers. I prefer to pay, but who's judging?...

 

Ugh, Maximus, that actually sounds appealing, even though I just had dinner.

 

Well...I did say that there was bound to be something you wouldn't eat regardless of how free it was.
I'm never going to eat people, poop, or stinkbugs.
Every time I have a carrot there's at least SOME dirt on it.

 

I could eat at the chow hall for free, but I don't.

 

Obviously. Your still alive. Your better off eating Camel Spiders.

 

The chow hall food is actually pretty good usually. It's just that it's the same thing over and over and over and over and over again. Kinda like school lunch.