Some more innovative jewelry

I usually wear a pair of combat boots myself, however they have yet to meet some thugs groin, which is kind of a pity since offering a metal boot to the crotch must be a real joybringer, especially for the receiver. Crunch, I say.

I bet a shoe knife like the one the Joker had in the Dark Knight isn't too legal too, yet talk about concealable.

I heard about situations proving that high-heels, when pulled off and used as a melee weapon, are suprisingly effective even in the hands of a woman. Stab stab stab.

 

An idiot I once scrapped with tried the whole boot-to-jewels trick. Seems a slow method and easy to counter before it properly hits. I still recommend the Kamikaze trait. It's much more stylish and gives them bad dreams, with bouts of paranoia. But when you can be tried even if you accidentally kill an attacker after being shot and saved inches from death in your own home, with events completely recorded, your life is over either way.

Or is that just in sunny old England?

 

Britain; so great, an asylum seeker has the right to request you take down your country's flag, and probably legal action if you refuse. The solution to the link-related topic lies in creating charts and maps relative to the time and place of each religion's creation, and pumping countless amounts of cash into time travel technologies. Then all that remains is to ready your firearm of choice, destroy the records of your time machine and one by one see if any religions are rightly based...then...

Ah, fuck it. I'd be off to post-extinction.

 

I've always liked women older than myself.

 

That should cover most of them.

 

...Okay, that's the first time I've ever been considered the 'older woman', and my brain just EXPLODED. I'm still getting used to people calling me a woman or a lady instead of girl or teenager...

 

I'm fairly confident the Puppy and m'self are, if not the two oldest people here, fucking close regardless.

The sad part is that I'm pretty much used to it now.

 

I notice that young, teenage girls get offended if you call them a woman. And that old ladies get offended if you don't call their teenage daughters women.

 

Every time I forget how Republican this forum is, a bunch of threads like this pop up.

 

rroyo?

 

Propably died. Or developed a severe WoW addiction. Judging by the release date and his/her/its last post date, the second could be disturbingly possible, yet I hope for his/her/its soul that it's the first.

 

It's our commanding presence that gives the illusion of numbers. It's just hard to ignore an American. Usually because they are the fattest person in the room.