So, Retard...

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  1. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    We made 'em squeal like pigs, we did.

    You know, it's all fun and games until somebody gets humped in the rear.
     
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    Since I failed to detect any redneck paintball insurgency directed at my person, I must therefore conclude that my suspicions regarding my being an otherworldly creature are true.
     
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    Lulling you into a false sense of security - objective complete.

    A common misconception is that we are stupid. That's mostly just ugly you see on our faces, not stupid. We're coming for you, Nederlander.
     
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    Or are you Polish? I can't remember. Either way..... We's a comin'.
     
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    Coming to all the wrong countries, I gather.
     
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    Norway, that's it. You're Norrweegin.

    Hey, you know how us Americans are. We don't own a freekin' globe. And if we did, we'd be like, "You! You're from that blue country what I done did see on that earthmapballthingie!"
     
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    Good luck invading Norway, I'll make sure to hear about it on the news. :lol:
     
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    Dammit, bloody hell. You tell me where you live so I can invade you!!!

    I think it was Jinxed that was from Poland..... I think. Man, I could've sworn you were from Norway.
     
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    SWEDEN!!! You're in Sweden!

    I've found you now, you scalawag. (Your tagline about dildos at hockey games, I googled it and found two articles about an incident at a Swedish hockey rink) Please tell me I'm right.
     
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    I take it the rest of us should start brewing moonshine and preparing for the inevitable Deliverance-style takeover, then?
     
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    You mean I get to tell you that you have a pretty mouth?
     
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    Yup, it was a thread made by Grimmhatter concerning said event that prompted me to put that into my location description.

    I shall dip my fists in a bucket of paint and be ready for you!
     
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    I saw what you did there.
     
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    :-? Please, let me know, because I sure didn't see it.

    Xiao, you don't have to worry honey. You're the wrong gender.

    Dark Elf, you'd better bring it. I'm bringin' my banjo and several cans of Vienna sausages.
     
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    You changed Norway to Sweden.
     
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    It's just a question of time.
     
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    A good, old fashioned, redneck buggering, eh?

    Can I call your wife my auntie-momma during?
     
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    Sigh....

    Yes, Uncle Dad. She's your wife-sister anyway. I don't care what you call her.
     
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