So, I think my neighbor is a pervert.

Lol if u dont wanna close ur binds...well I got a very good way to make him react. When he's watching you again wave to him and see how he reacts lol. Oh ya u can get ur friends to ur house and wave together lol.

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Ever seen that Hitchcock flick, rear window?

How about this. Get a few joints of really fresh bloody meat. Crawl in to your room under eye level with the meat. Back out again.

Phase 2 requires a girl. If you have a girlfriend, invite her over. If not, find a girl how doesn't know you well enough to stay away and lure her back to your room (since it's you, I think money need to change hands at this point )

While the guy is watching, have a really bad argument with the girl. Finish by pretending to strangle her.

Phase 3 requires a big knife. Run out and get one from your kitchen. Come back brandishing it. Bend down below the line of site for a while. Grab a joint of meat and stand back up. Start stuffing the meat into refuse sacks.

If you're convincing enough, and the guy watching you is Jimmy Stewart, he MAY send his girlfriend over to break into your apartment.

Since I know you're a dirty bastard, here's a variant. Between phase 2 and 3, stand over the area where the "corpse" is and drop your pants. Put your hands in a suspiciously crotchal area and pump away.

 

hmmmm interesting idea there sherrif but instead of getting only one girl/guy (hey lets not judge, this is milo after all) why not get a couple of girls/guys or even better breaking out in to a spontaneous rendition of the wild monkey dance..... for those who don't know dancing around like a monkey and screeching ohh ahh ahhh ah ah ohh ahh ahha ah ah ahh oh, it also goes over well with the ladies too, well aussie ones anyway

 

that works only with the aid of alchoholic beverages mr.nobodie. But the vision of girls dancing around a fire like monkeys is sweet anyway

 

ah ohh aaah ahha ahh oh

oh no the girls aren't dancing... just me baby....just me... oh yeah
oh ohh ahh ahh aha ahhhaahh