so, fish is gone...

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  1. Peter Quincy

    Peter Quincy Member

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  2. Baal

    Baal New Member

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    No… it just shit out about half it’s body wait then ran.
     
  3. Peter Quincy

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    That certainly sounds like shit then. Or maybe it's web fluid spilled.
     
  4. Baal

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    Well I didn’t poke at it’s crap to see if it hardened, it could be web fluid. But I really think it was shit.
     
  5. JustaFishInaJar

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    Hey everyone, just doing my I'm still alive post. I just got back from 10 days post on a bridge. Its horrible. Theres no running water, only MREs to eat, no showers and nothing to do but talk to Iraqi police. The worst part was shitting in a bag, donning all your gear, running full sprint 100 meters to the burn pit hoping snipers arent aiming for you, and the run back. I had to do that 4 times in one day since i ate a sandwhich i found on the bridge. Moral of the story; dont eat strange sandwhiches.
    We also took sniper fire and one of the Iraqi Police guys got shot. He had a bullet wound right below the auxillary space (armpit) and the round had entered into his lungs. You could tell by the lack of outside bleeding and the swelling in his chest from the intenal bleeding. One of the IPs and me carried him to the transport as fast as we could, but by the time i did my asesment he had died. It wasn't a very good day. It was pretty quiet after that though.
    Well take care everyone. I'll post again later. Keep up the HoL tradition by argueing about something everyday.
     
  6. Blinky969

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    Keep safe doc.

    And in Fish's honor, Scandinavia fucking blows.
     
  7. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Just remember I've told you to stay alive, Fish. And that's an order. Failure to obey will result in immediate reanimation followed by the awesomest slapping-around you'd ever see. Process repeated if necessary.

    You're just jealous that America isn't as awesome.
     
  8. Blinky969

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    No I'm just jealous of Russia because they get so many blowjobs from Scandinavia. Because that's all Scandinavia does, blow Russia.
     
  9. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I wish I could get a whole country to suck my nuts. That'd be awesome!
     
  10. Qilikatal

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    Dude it is the skandinavians that gets russian blowjobs. How manny russians do you think go to skandinavia to get a blowjob. We are having problems holding those russian whores out of Norway, and i'm certain it is likevise in Sweden.
    Nice flamebait though.

    Ohh and read this: http://www.infoplease.com/ipa/A0778562.html
    Where is the allpowerfull US? Ohh Down there at 10 place.
     
  11. Blinky969

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    America is perfectly livable for God's chosen people, which of course is me and every woman who lays herself and her body open before me in repentance of her sin.
     
  12. Jungle Japes

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    Those stats must be rigged. I'm quite sure I could live a long and prosperous life in the Democratic Republic of Congo, but Luxembourg? I doubt it.
     
  13. DarkFool

    DarkFool Nemesis of the Ancients

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    I can't get that to work, all my bandwidth is eaten by my downloading Spiderbait.
     
  14. JustaFishInaJar

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    HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE or in Iraq HAPPY DAY OF POWER.

    Two months down and five more to go. Today is the Iraqi "day of power" if a muslim is martyed today he gets a free ticket to heaven so naturally we've been getting attacked constantly. Are convoy got hit by an IED on October 22. Luckily no one was hurt, but two of are humvees lost tires and took alot of shrapnel. It's funny how almost getting blown up doesn't really scare me like it did. Its kind of like," Oh those darn Iraqi and their explosives." Besides that it's mostly my marines and me doing patrols or playing IED bait so a general can move from one base to another safely. We also learned that if you plug a xbox in a middle eastern outlet the xbox will catch on fire. Well keep healthy everyone docs order and have fun reading my top ten list of things that suck in Iraq.

    1.Sand (its everywhere i.e. food, rack,ass crack...)
    2.Broken showers with only cold water
    3.People constanly trying to kill you.
    4.The same meals everysingle day.
    5.Lack of sleep.
    6.The smell thats created when 25 marines live in a small living space.
    7.Literally being told were IED bait to protect a general (FUCK HIM)
    8.Working partys (military people will understand this)
    9.Taking a shit in a smelly ass port-o-john thats filled to the top because about 100 marines use it, it's filled with flys and mosqitoes, the toilet seats are all crack or broken, most have no locks, and its fucking hot during the day.
    10.Trying to jerk off in that same port-o-john.

    Thanks for all the support!!!!
     
  15. Jungle Japes

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    Marines can be some real assholes. We had to go to the Marine Corps base today to fire the M-2 .50 Cal (which is an awesome gun by the way). They got worked into a lather when they saw some of us walking on the grass, and one Gunnery Sergeant got all butt-hurt when one of our sergeants called him 'Sergeant,' and not 'Gunnery Sergeant.' After we finished firing, we walked outside the fence to load up on the busses, but the busses weren't there yet, and we ended up waiting on them for about an hour and a half. Well, during that time, it struck me that I had to take a piss, so I start walking for the porta-john, which is inside the fence. I get about half way there when a corporal stops me and tells me I'm not supposed to be inside the fence after we've signed off the range, and he won't let me use the porta-john. So I walked back out the gate, and once nobody was looking, I pissed through the fence onto their precious grass.
     
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