so, fish is gone...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/banana.php

(ive never even tasted it...)

 

Ive never even heard if ir before now, and I will defintely not taste it.

 

One month down and six more to go. I still haven't blown up yet. Hurray!!!
I had to take care of a patient who got hit by an IED. He had a femoral bleed to the left leg, brachial bleed on the right arm, several lacerations all over the place, and shapnel in the abdominal area. In short he was fucked up. Good news is I got him to the Army hospital alive and I heard he survived the surgery and is now in Germany.
Also in the chow hall everyone thought a morter was going to kill us so we all duck under are tables. Turns out it was a jet flying over us. As we all rose up I noticed the guy next to me isnt and hes clutching his throat. Turns out hes choking so I say,"hey are you choking." He nods yes, I preform the hiemlech and tuna pours out. It also turns out that there are no arcades in Iraq and the quarter i found is useless. Time for me to go back to my fun in the Iraqi sun. Have a nice Ramadan everyone.


and smores are one of the best sugery substance known to man. It sure beats vegamite.

 

Take care of yourself fish (no telling how bad a mood rose will be in if you die) and be carefull when eating those tuna.

 

*bows before Fish* Come back safe, lad.

 

FISH! I JUST FOUD THIS LINK ABOUT IRAQIAN SPIDERS: http://www.camelspider.info/

PLEASE WATCH OUT!

 

Thank you, mathboy, for making us feel better now that we know those little fiends are crawling near Fish.

 

because i didn't already have enough to worry about, mathboy. now we can tap into my extreme phobia of spiders, as well.

 

But it's okay, cause they're not spiders. They'r solpugids. There's a big difference. Spiders are ugly, hairy, have eight legs, and are venemous, while solpugids are big, ugly, hairy, have eight legs, and are not venemous. So you see, they're like bigger, faster, less venomous spiders. Really nothing to be afraid of. *

* Unless you actually see one in person. Then you can feel free to panick.

 

Uhuhuhuhuh whuææ i'm never ever going to iraq ever uuhuh. yuvk what a spider, no wonder they are so angry down there with those things in their backyard.

 

I read about those spiders in a Maxim magazine. Yes, Maxim the encyclopdiea britanica of our generation. I've searched everywhere for them but to no avail. Also thanks for all the "come back safe, dont die." Now i must come back alive so i can post on this forum. Oh and i guess the whole wife and daughter thing. Them Muslums tried to blow up my humvee today with and IED but luckily the trigger man was slow and it blew up five seconds after we past it. If something happens to me make sure to take care of Rosie for me, and not in that way if Nobodies reading this .

 

Relax Fish!! I have found the truth about these "nerve-numbing, flesh-eating, gargantuan 'spiders' " Check this out. Be sure to check out the links at the bottom of the page!

 

Still, I don't think that makes them prettier. I wouldn't like to find one of those in my bed... Nope, neither that camel one nor this friendly one.

 

This is your spider on drugs!

 

I can handle little poisonous spiders like the brown recluse and the black widow, but big hairy spiders give me the creeps, even if they aren't venemous. And there's just about nothing I hate more than unwittingly walking through a spider web.

 

Except, possibly, walking through a spiderweb with a spider in it?

I don't like hairy spiders myself, but what realy gets to me are the ones with spindly legs and huge bodies. They look like they shouldn't be able to move, let alone be supported by thier webs, but the do move-and when they do they seem so deliberate and sadistic...not cool.

 

Spiders are strange creatures. And one even seems to think like a very cunning bird, when I was just about to walk under his web the thing tried to lay the biggest shit something of that size could ever make on me. I’m not kidding, after that thing shit it’s ass shrunk bay half. Luckily I stopped, before walking under it.

Since when do spiders try to shit on people?

 

Since they first lay their eyes on you perhaps? I don't think i have ever heard of spiders crapping anything ever. Are you certain she was not just trying to lay an egg?

 

Well… it looked like it was spraying a puttering stream milk out it’s ass for about 3 seconds. I don’t think it was an egg.

This was a really fat garden spider, by the way. About an inch and a half round including legs.