Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Aww, that's nice.

May your enemies be driven before you too. Unless it's that guy who steals your taxi. Fuck that guy.

Good morning.

 

Yeah, I'm a nice person - just ask anyone who doesn't know me very well.

Good morning.

 

Smuel, are you really a nice chap?

Good morning.

 

Yet again I'm here.

Hoping all off you are fine.

Also, good morning.

 

How's Mexico? I hear you got El Chappie in the bag (it sounds more fun than El Chapo). I also hear one of your mayors got killed a single day after being sworn into office, which has to establish some sort of horribly morbid record.

Good morning.

 

Just for the "sake of adventure", as I've started invoking, I'm going to accuse Smuel for stealing my taxi. Oh, and also as a reason to say good morning.

Good evening.

 

I've never seen that taxi in my life before!

Also, isn't "El Chappie" the Spanish language version of a film by Neill Blomkamp?

Good morning.

 

Good morning, werozzi and all.

 

I'm afraid she was indeed killed, my dear Jojobobo, and just a few towns away from the place I grew up in.
Many sustain that it's part of a political game that has the final intention or returning the armed forces to the streets.
Wouldn't really surprise me that much.

It's a pleasure to see you all once again.

Good morning.

Spoiler

You will be remembered, Ziggy.

 

Well let's hope it doesn't come to that, and for comic relief we can delight in my new signature.

Good morning.

 

Is that your new favourite film?

Good morning.

 

I thought it was pretty good considering the mixed reviews it got, and that speech by Keanu Reaves was excellent - I liked both Hostels and Cabin Fever so I was pretty intrigued by another by Eli Roth (and I'll probably pick up Green Inferno as soon as it's out in the UK). As far as favourite films go though, it's probably still something like Reservoir Dogs, Ravenous or The Dark Knight.

Good morning.

 

Good morning, good morning.

Which movie are you quoting?

I don't have a favorite movie but I do favor good kung fu movies with epic sets and music. On a scale of phantom menace to empire strikes back, I give 'the curse of the golden flower' and 'crouching tiger hidden dragon' five stars each.

 

It's called Knock Knock, apparently it's a remake of Death Game so if you've seen that they're likely pretty similar. Compared to Eli Roth's other films it doesn't have any of the usual gore, just a whole lot of tension - I'd give it four stars.

Good morning.

 

If your favourite film isn't Robocop, then you need to watch Robocop.

Good morning.

 

Die Hard.

 

You make a good point. I'll allow that as your second favourite film.

Good morning.

 

Good morning in a pointless, meandering sort of way.

 

So, do people think Trump will be the next Republican candidate? I would have thought previously that such a thing was impossible, but given that I read this article and I'm highly suggestible I'm now 100% sure it's going to happen - maybe.

Good morning.

 

I'm surprised no Americans have let me know about their Trump.

It's funny as it doubles as a fart joke.

Ahem... good morning.