Smuel's good morning extravaganza

#Blacklivesmatter

 

Morning.

 

I think it's time that someone posted in this thread again. However, I don't want to waste your time with a pointless "filler" post. So instead I have a question. When you are pooping, do you pull your pants all the way down to your ankles, or do you just pull them down enough to expose your nether regions? I've always adhered to the latter strategy, not least because I like using the pant material to insulate my legs from the cold toilet seat. But I've noticed that in media representations of people on the toilet they always have their pants around their ankles. So now I'm wondering whether this is simply because it looks better that way, or if I'm some kind of weirdo.

Good morning.

 

Generally, at least in the beginning when they started to show people actual using the toilet, all they showed was the legs under the stall door. I believe they had the pants down about the ankles to show that the toilet was in use and that the person just wasn't sitting there.

It was a brave new world to show this much. I remember how scandalous it was for the TV show "All in the Family" to let you hear the sound of a flushing toilet during prime time.

*flush*
Good morning.

 

I take everything off in case I make a mess.

Good morning.

 

If I am pooping at home I take the pants and underwear right off. The freedom to spread the legs is amazing.

 

I didn't know that pooping naked was a thing, but it seems that 100% of respondents do that. So I'm a weirdo for keeping my clothes on at all. I have to say this was not an expected result.

Good morning.

 

This question assumes I'm wearing pants in my own home in the mornings. Or any time I'm home with no company.

Good morning.

 

So we're still at 100% of naked poopers. Okay fine - I'm changing the question. When you're pooping, do you keep your clothes on?

Good morning.

 

Pants down, bunched around the ankles. I do have a friend who swears by hanging his pants up on a hook in his bathroom while he shits though.

Good morning.

 

I didn't know you considered me a friend Philes.

 

If I did, it would constrain the steely erection I get every time due to the glorious anal relief.

That, and the potential for mess.

Good morning.

 

If I'm at home, pants around the ankles. If I'm in some urine-soaked public restroom, I keep 'em up around the knees so there's less chance of contact with a piss puddle on the floor.

 

If we were shitting together somewhere and the stall you were in didn't have a hook I'd hold your pants for you while you shit so they wouldn't have to touch the filthy floor.

If that's not friendship I don't know what is.

 

I got nothing.

Morning.

 

Presumably because you were pooping when you wrote that?

Good morning.

 

I see that this thread has now become a bit blocked up and requires loosening before regular movements can resume. I don't want to push the boat out, but hopefully nobody will mind that this is post number two of a double.

Good morning.

 

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For your reading enjoyment.
Morning.

 

I shall follow Smuel's advice and attempt to apply some non-literal fiber to the metaphorical bowels of this forum.

Good evening.

 

Hnnnnng... <posts in Xyle's thread>... ahhh.

Good morning.