Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Holy shit, what? Since when am I here longer than Yuki?

 

More importantly, where is Yuki from?

Good morning.

 

Yuki is from Sweden.
I know, because no airlines I could find offer a stalker discount on ticket prices.

 

Yeah, but where is she from... you know, before that?

Good morning.

 

I have been told she has basically been raised in Denmark. I know this, because Tyler knows this.

 

No but... before that.

Good morning.

 

1. Scania =/= Denmark.
2. Who the fuck is Tyler?

Good morning.

 

Don't tell me you've never seen Fight Club.

 

I'm going to guess some form of uterus.
Good Morning.

 

Wobbler's references are out of control!

Good afternoon.

 

Hey, I was making a reference too! And it seems that Grossenschwamm got it. Or else he lucked into the right continuation using his strange Grossenschwamm powers.

Good morning.

(And yes, I know you were also making a reference too, as well. References for everyone!)

 

It actually was luck. I wasn't sure what you were getting at, so I decided to take it literally.
I also have the power...to move you.

Good morning.

 

No more references for anyone.

Good something that is thoroughly unreference-able.

PS Try to make this into an "in-joke" forum reference and I'll try to conjure images of your love-ones doing sexual acts you didn't know were humanly possibly.

Good something.

 

You can't spell "loved" without the D.

Penis joke, awww yeah!

Good night

 

A sign of drunkeness, if that wasn't obvious already.

Good morning.

 

Hey, do you remember that moment back in 2015 when it genuinely seemed like Donald Trump might be the next President of the US? Crazy, huh?

Good morning.

 

Summer is almost over and the opportunities to get all gay with nature are almost over for this year.
Consider taking a camping trip to some river.
Take a weekend, spend the night in a tent, drink beer and cook some skewered meat and swim all day, or simply sit and fish.
Life is short and you're spending most of it in front of a screen.

Good moaning.

 

If life is short, why would you be urging me to waste some of it by going camping?

Good morning.

 

Yes.
Go camping.
Enjoy nature.
Run some rapids.
Harass some rednecks.
Be told you have a pretty mouth.
Squeal like a pig.
Get gay with nature.

 

I'm too busy getting gay with your mom.

Good morning.