Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Smuel, May 3, 2012.

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  1. Philes

    Philes Well-Known Member

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    You know me. Lurkin' and shit.

    Good afternoon.
     
  2. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    Lurk less, post more. This place has been in a coma lately.
     
  3. rroyo

    rroyo Active Member

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    Figures I'd get back online just in time to see my favorite forum die.

    Oh well - Good morning, y'all!
     
  4. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't say it is dead. Just no one has anything interesting to say these days.
     
  5. werozzi

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    This place is not dead, just severely beaten up, bleeding profusely and crawling on the floor whilst getting face stomped by an apathetic albino monkey.

    That or we've all become illuminated and no longer need such precarious form of communication.

    Good morning.
     
  6. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Jealous of my latest purchase much?

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    A good, and strangely salty, morning to you all.
     
  7. Byzantine

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    Semen and albino monkeys. The perfect combination.
     
  8. werozzi

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    I can't wait to have a piece of Jojobobo's pie.

    Good morning.
     
  9. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry it's just a Christmas present for my brother, he loves leaving inappropriate books around to unsettle people. Personally one of the highlights of buying it was reading the reviews, things like, "I made a cake for my son's birthday, him and all his friends had a slice, etc."

    Having said that, I think I might copy down the recipe for "creamy cum crepes". Good morning.
     
  10. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    I am awfully inefficient at remembering to visit the House of Lords.

    Also, hello! Good middle of the night.
     
  11. werozzi

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    I just made an audition for a movie dubbing studio.
    It also seems that I'm more responsible than a bunch of professional actors, as opposed to everything I've been told before.

    Good morning.
     
  12. Byzantine

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    Really? Good luck on your audition, then.

    Good afternoon.
     
  13. werozzi

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    I just found an old waterskin full of wine at home. Needless to say, I quickly took a sip of that arcane liquid. Pink wine, slightly aged, hope it's not poisoned...

    Good morning.
     
  14. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I took a break from packing shit into boxes just so that I could participate in arguably the greatest thread ever! Good evening.
     
  15. werozzi

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    How sweet of you, Dark Elf, this place was feeling a little bare.

    Now get back to packing boxes, you lazy cocksucker!

    Good early afternoon.
     
  16. Grossenschwamm

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    Re:

    If you came more often, it might not be the case.

    Good morning.
     
  17. Dark Elf

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    That's the spirit! We need more insults!

    Good evening.
     
  18. werozzi

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    Isn't it ironic?
    Isn't it moronic?
    That the father of this thread
    Might as well be amongst the dead?

    O, I grieve for dear Smuel
    Gone from this place, O hell!
    May always the odds
    Bring him back to us, the lords.

    Yet among grieving and mourning
    One can always say: Good Morning!
     
  19. Ruda

    Ruda Active Member

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    Uh, that's nice I guess.

    So, I glanced at a cooking show earlier today. Here's a taste:
    He then rammed in his fist in order to "reach the sweet, sweet, meat".

    TV-longevity isn't likely, I would wager.

    And good evening.
     
  20. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    People are watching "tv" online more often than not, so aside from a poor choice of words; Yes, TV isn't long for this world due to the advent of streaming cable programs through a series of tubes, where the networks can't precisely monitor their viewership.

    Coincidentally, something like Pederast Chef would be a real hit online.

    Good morning.
     
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