Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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  1. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, I never need assistance.

    Good afternoon.
     
  2. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Don't worry, that will change as you get older.

    Good morning.
     
  3. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    Am I the only one who finds the below picture, courtesy of terra-arcanum's illustrious adverts, perversely erotic:

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    Don't tell me you don't want a crusty, moldy slice of that - right? Right?!?*

    Good night.

    *Seriously though, I think that's bordering on NSFW if a college was wandering past your computer.
     
  4. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    You're not alone in thinking it perverse, though you may be alone in finding it erotic. Then again, you may not; I can't speak for certain other members of the House (you know who you are).
     
  5. werozzi

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    Nay, only Blowjobbo is into that kind of odd eroticism, but then again, there's still chances that someone else is as extravagant in their ways to be aroused.

    (If it was not clear, I meant Smuel)

    Oh, by the way, I'm back from apathy!
     
  6. Ruda

    Ruda Active Member

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    Blowjobbo? As in blow for the unemployed? Or simply a sexified version of Jojobobo? I prefer Jojoblow in that case.

    Oh, and good for you!

    Goodnight


    Edit: Seriously, what is that?
     
  7. Grossenschwamm

    Grossenschwamm Well-Known Member

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    All of those ads have some strangely sexualized imagery to them to keep your attention on the ad for longer periods of time. The longer you look at an ad, the more likely you are to check it out.

    I'm pretty sure that image is a yamgina. I've seen bread butt* with a nice egg wash, and I've seen a carrot that looks substantially endowed.

    *Immediately after posting this comment, bread butt appeared.
     
  8. Transparent Painting

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  9. Jojobobo

    Jojobobo Well-Known Member

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    You're right, I probably will check it out. After all, it looks cheaper than a fleshlight.

    Good evening.
     
  10. Zanza

    Zanza Well-Known Member

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    Maybe I will make $486 a day working from home.
     
  11. Smuel

    Smuel Well-Known Member

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    Re:

    I don't think it's possible for Jojobobo to be any sexier.

    Good morning.
     
  12. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Ahoy there sailor! Good morning to you.
     
  13. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    I should come here more often.

    Good middle of the night.
     
  14. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!

    Good one hour to midnight.
     
  15. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    Thought I'm guilty for abandoning the House for weeks/months, I'm always glad that whenever I return, I can see its heart beating still. Life is still here, all is well.

    A sign of a good night this is, indeed.
     
  16. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    I'd like to think, that with high enough Science, someone in the Mojave Wasteland will still be able to hack themselves into this place on a computer that is strangely functional despite having sat in some derelict building for 200 years following a global thermonuclear apocalypse.

    Good evening.
     
  17. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    At the very least, he'll be listening to some quality music while at it.

    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPArO-OI_3U[/youtube]

    It is still a good late evening. Therefore, good late evening.
     
  18. Jungle Japes

    Jungle Japes Well-Known Member

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    I've been playing New Vegas again for about the past week. I have Veronica tagging along with me, equipped with elite riot gear, a gatling laser, and a few thousand electron charge packs, so I needn't worry about firing my own weapon at anything less formidable than a pack of ravenous deathclaws. She takes care of the riffraff while I root around in old toolboxes, searching for cans of turpentine to feed my turbo addiction.

    Good day.
     
  19. Dark Elf

    Dark Elf Administrator Staff Member

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    Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling turpentine!

    Good day.
     
  20. Muro

    Muro Well-Known Member

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    [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L89IDDq30J8[/youtube]

    Good morning.
     
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