Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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I've always had that same problem, even as a child. Maybe I should have joined the army.

Good morning.

 

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People with a bad sense of smell tend to eat larger quantities of food because they need more to get the same amount of taste. Tasteless food wouldn't solve a thing.

Good Morning.

 

Happy birthday powiekszaniepiersi (or as google translate tells me "breastaugmentation"), and thanks for the weird polish breast enhancement website that you linked to in your profile despite never having posted. I think that's the ultimate in stealth-botting: having a bot's birthday come up, then finding the link to their website out of curiosity from not having heard of them by clicking on their profile. Either that or it's crazy shenanigans by Muro.

Good evening.

 

My body type fluctuates between skinny and slim. Hate me all you want, but I wish I were bigger.

Good morning.

 

Well (as you all demonstrated a robust interest) what encouraged me to lose weight was that I could barely fit into a suit I'd got about half a year ago for a wedding - and I'm not a huge fan of getting expensive necessary clothes simply because I'm getting fatter.

It's odd because for a while in my teens at this height (6' 2") I was 9 and a half stone (133 pounds, 60kg) which is apparently dangerously underweight, and then before my current stint at weight loss I was 16 stone 9 pounds - which is almost obese for my height. I guess you can say I don't do things by halves.

Also, good evening.

 

Most women I know who wish they were "bigger" really only want bigger boobs and ass without any increase in waist size.

 

I just assumed she meant that she also wishes Smuel was bigger. Amiright?

 

Most men who wish they were "bigger" tend to be thinking about their "Janson".

 

!.69m and weighting 56kg, whenever sparring with friends they can lift me like a small dog.

The good thing is that I can get some more agility going on!

Good morning fellow earthlings.

 

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He who smelt it, dealt it.

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Due to a mix of intensified works on finishing my thesis and being absorbed by a different game community, I haven't been an active part of HoL for half a year or so. From what I see though, all/most of you still aren't dead, nor is this thread. For just a dime, I also rhyme.

Good afternoon.

 

Good morning, how have you been, Muro?

Skullgirls? Skullgirls.

 

I've been fine thanks.

No, wait, I mean... I'm not Muro.

Good morning.

 

Finally! Proof that Smuel isn't Muro! I was worried for a second, because muro muro Muro muro muro.

Good Muro.