Smuel's good morning extravaganza

My hibernation is also Skyrim-fueled.

Good morning.

 

Good afternoon from jolly old London except London's not actually ever jolly.

The new prince is doing well, I see.

 

Good morning. I'd be infinitely more interested in the young prince if he was, indeed, Grumpy Cat. I daresay the world would care that much more if Kate Middleton had given birth to Tard.

 

Good night!

 

I suppose it's been morning for over an hour now. Good morning!

 

Good morning.

 

Got a suspect to admit to a crime in under 15 minutes this week. Apparently it is a record at the college.

 

Good afternoon. They are jackhammering outside my window all day today so that's nice.

 

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Apparently when Zanza says we won't see him for six months, he's still charitable enough to drop in regularly so we can bask in his awesome.

 

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Good Morning!

 

Turns out I get more free time than originally thought. Not enough to do anything like play games but just enough to drop a couple of sentences here and there.

 

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Good morning.

 

(Cue thread being locked)

I eat nachos for breakfast. (Lie)

Good morning.

 

Everybody of us has the right to a good morning.
Unless you have erectile dysfunction, like Smuel.

 

I'm quite unsure as to casting of Ben Affleck as Batman for Batman vs Superman. As such, I bid you all an uncertain evening.

 

Stuck in the Swedish equivalent to the Bible Belt for some field work, hoping that the light that wakes me up next morning is the sun and not torches from hundreds of angry natives, crying out for the blood of a dirty university student.

Good night!

 

Well since we haven't heard from him in three days (silence fact!) we can only assume he is in fact dead.