Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Yeah. IF you are going to be a virgin, mother or an old woman.

What! As in Frigo 2.0? No, thank you.

Good evening at approximate 20:42 PM

 

But I thought everyone around here loved Frigo's pictures.

Good morning.

 

Everyone here may be he who likes Frigo's pictures.

Slightly different.

Good morning and stuff.

 

Nope.

 

As long as monkeys are shitting into their hands and flinging it at each other somewhere, Zanza will always be with us.

 

Won't see me for six months come tomorrow. After that who knows if I'll ever return...

 

Have fun, and if you do, don't name it after me.

Good morning.

 

Re:

I'm sure you'd at least return to say "Nope" one last time.

Good morning.

 

Nope.

 

Oooh! He said it!

Good morning.

 

*As Zanza walks into the horizon as the stereotype cowboy*
Bye Zaaanzzzzaaaa...

*looking back at HOL*

Good morning people!

 

Six months may just be long enough for me to recover from the shock of realising that our resident tentacle rapist troll is a cop with a moustache.

I mean, it's just a disgusting example of a cowardly bully. And the tentacle rape was pretty sick too.

Good morning.

 

I feel like I might want to grow my stache back in the near future.

This isn't really a development, just a constant feeling I have whenever I don't currently have a mustache. When I have a mustache, that feeling is replaced by dudes constantly complimenting my mustache, and women bitching about how bad it looks. Eventually, the bitches win and I shave it off. Then the cycle starts anew.

Good evening sirs.

 

I must admit, every time I fight back my beard, I'm tempted to leave a moustache.

It is, I believe, an instinctive way to shield your emotions and keep rival males at bay. It is nature's own stiff upper lip.

I don't begrudge you your moustache, Japes, but when I see cops and security guards (often short and bald) sporting one, it says to me: Here's a guy for whom a uniform and an ounce of authority is just not enough compensation.

PS - Good morning.

 

During military service, me and my fellow squad mates tried to grow side whiskers. Needless to say, it looked like shit. Unfortunately, the only photos I have left from my time as honor guard are corrupted by those straggly abominations created by my own flesh.

Side whiskers. Not even once.

 

What is it with people in the armed forces or the police wanting to grow moustaches? My brother currently owns this particular item, and when he's feeling particularly pretentious he even puts small twirls on the edges of his. Maybe that's just British army officer weirdness however.

Good morning.

 

In our case, it was mostly due to a lack of entertainment. "We can all be ugly together"-sort of thing.

I've noticed that a lot of my former friends from conscription, especially for those who go on missions abroad, almost all strive for that Viking-look with a full beard and a shaved scalp. Either they're trying to blend in with the local culture ("My beard is as mighty as yours"), or they have taken the regiment's theme with coast-line raiding a little bit too serious.

Good mid-day.

 

It wasn't too long ago that moustaches were mandatory in the British army.

Literally part of the uniform.

True story.

 

Yeah uniform in the army does sound a bit ridiculous, my brother told me a few days back it's only just been officially decreed that he can roll the sleeves of his shirt up despite it having reached over 50 °C whilst he's been out there. He also got chewed out for wearing two wristbands a few weeks back - one detailing his the operation he's on and the other his regiment (or something similar at least) - apparently only one is officially allowed even though he's been given two.

Good Morning the II.

 

Can't he wear one on each wrist? It seems like your brother's got 99 problems, but his moustache ain't one.

Good morning.