Smuel's good morning extravaganza

An amusing error in translation or a level of wordplay I would expect from a native speaker. Either way I am intrigued.

 

It took me until the age of 22 to watch the film where Alan Rickman says "Ho-ho-ho", and I loved it! I thought it was much more taughtly plotted than the majority of action thrillers today. Beyond that, I recently watched the original Total Recall - and it's now escalated to one of my favourite films. I was expecting typical '80s Arnie-kitsch - but what I got was a great plot, nice twists, violent action and awesome sci-fi. In conclusion, I think I need to expand my '80s repertoire.

Yippee ki yay mother-good morning (plus extra-early good morning bonus points).

 

Quiz time!
Who's the local paedophile where Jojobobo lives?

Good morning.

 

I didn't know you'd moved to England werozzi, let alone my own city - welcome!

Also, good night.

 

Having just finished three out of my four finals in one day (who says universities can't organise exam timetables well) I'm having a significantly better evening than I have done day. As such, good evening.

 

Congratulations, that sounds particularly tough.
Good morning.

 

It's remote interview time!

Good morning all.

 

Smuel, I'm sorry!
Come back!


...please!


Oh, and good morning.

 

Good moining

 

Good morning all!

 

I learnt a valuable lesson today about not restructuring responses to either/or questions in order to appear attentive. I was in Subway placing an order I wanted to eat at home - unsurprisingly I was asked by the young female sandwich maker "Do you want to take it away or eat in?"

Without thinking about my response but by force of habit changing the word order around, I started with "I want to eat..." It was only then that I realised my mistake, but as I'd talked myself into a dead-end and my hesitation had created enough awkwardness as it was I had to finish my sentence. Shamefully, averting my eyes and lowering my voice, I finished with "...out." I guess in the future I'll have to think twice before inadvertently saying oral sex innuendos to complete strangers.

Also, good afternoon.

 

Re:

Well, since you ask so nicely, okay.

Good morning.

 

Oh, so I come back and everyone else goes away? I see how it is.

Good morning.

 

Smuel... how could you double post like that?
I was going to wish you a good and enjoyable morning, but... you do this to me...
Have an average morning, you insensitive bastard.

 

I agree with you werozzi, Smuel is a spamming, good for nothing, double posting bastard.
However, etiquette demands that you wish him a proper good morning!
Am I the only one who cares about the goddamn etiquette!?

 

You have been BANNED! Ze text from your post is gone, but ze funny dog shall remain!

 

Is good evening allowed?

Viva la funny dog!