Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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No one asked about your penis enlargement surgery ytzk.

Also, good morning.

 

Thy mother, english.

 

Seeing as that was your phrase of cordiality for Smuel previously, I refuse to take it in good humour! Personally I think you are far too flighty with your friendly and well-intentioned retorts, and so I bid you good day sir!

Also, good afternoon.

 

I had assumed it was some kind of Australian greeting - a slightly more highbrow version of something like "Cheers mate, hows yer mum?"

She's doing well by the way, thanks for asking. Good morning.

 

Good morning everynyan!

 

Good morning gents, my hopes are that you are all ok?

 

I BID YOU GOOD DAY!

 

Good morning, all. I'll now take this time to wish you Good Morning again.

 

I like the inventivity shown in this thread.

Good morning.

 

Inventiveness, you mean! Good afternoon.

 

Says the person who didn't come up with the idea for the thread himself, Jesus!

Also, good night.

 

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I don't like the suppression of originality shown in this thread.

Good morning.

 

Good morning. Don't consider just how much shit you'll produce in a lifetime.

 

Roger that. Good morning.

 

That calculators all wrong, I've sharted at least 40 times.

Good Mourning is an album by Alkaline Trio. Also, good morning.

 

I think we've already established that the Lords of the House have some very distinct pooping habits which are unlikely to be fully reflected in a poop calculator tailored to the general population. For example, it's missing a statistic for "number of times you've held it in for more than two days".

Good morning.

 

Agreed. There should be options to customize the calculation in order to reflect the quirks of any given pooper, including those with a shy bowel, or as shown in Smuel's example, an attenuated bowel.

Good Morning.

 

I'm committed to the good, early, GMT, start of the day. As such... sorry I forgot what I was going to say.

 

I don't know what an attenuated bowel is (and neither, it seems, does the internet) but I imagine that holding it in for several days would result in the opposite of that, whatever it is.

Good morning.

 

I reckon it means "distended rectum".

Good morning.