Smuel's good morning extravaganza

Wow, I'm touched by everyone's concern. This must be what it's like to attend your own funeral.

Good morning.

 

Good morning, Smuel! How's life? We missed you.

 

Good to have that fuck back!
And good morning to you all.

 

Good morning Smuel. I didn't miss you! But it's good to have you back anyway.

 

Personally, I prefer the screws.

Good me.

 

So Muro is a tool. Who knew.

Good morning.

 

I was beginning to hope that the accord I reached with an entity otherworldly to take you away forever had come to fruition, alas it has not. Yog-Sothoth was always a shady dealer.

Good afternoon.

 

Better luck next time.

Good morning.

 

Jojobobo: Perhaps you were asking at the wrong person. Try Hastur.

Good midday to you all.

 

Happy birthday to me, bitches.

 

Happy [insert age here] birthday to you ytzk!

 

Happy bitch to you, birthday.

 

Hippy Barthday, ytzk - I spelt it okay right?

Good evening.

 

The happiest of all birthdays, bitch!

 

Happy birthday itzak!

 

Happy Bidet!

 

Excuse me, this is a good morning extravaganza thread, not a happy birthday thread. Please stay on topic.

Good morning.

 

Oh, good sir - there's no reason why wishing someone a happy birthday should take away from the core meaning of the thread. Doesn't a birthday involve a morning? And would a day that is happy also be good? So, could it also be said that in certain circumstances, wishing someone Happy Birthday is just another way to say Good Morning?

 

Just like wishing a very merry unbirthday really. In which case, a very merry unbirthday to you*.

*I felt the need to give the reference so people didn't think I was speaking total bollocks, though I guess that isn't much of a change to usual.