Smuel's good morning extravaganza

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I agree. Good morning.

(For a sufficiently vague definition of creationism.)

 

Top of the 4pm to ya. That's what irish people say right?

 

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Good morning.

 

A good strategy, except with the homosexuals.

Good morning.

 

Don't you mean it's a g'strategy? How quickly we forget. Good morning.

 

It only works when the word begins with a vowel, check my examples you nitwit! G'afternoon

 

G'n is how I say it, not sure about you.

 

Once someone wished me a Freudian "G'ay mate."

G'orning.

 

I hope you realise you all sound like g'idiots. Good morning.

 

G'eat some pie.
G'ornongo

 

I'm calling an end to this g'...etc. nonsense here and now. Good morning.

 

Okay, you aw'e'some guy. By aw'e'some I was trying to veil that I meant awfully egregiously wearisome, but I guess if you're so opposed to non-standard abbreivations you'll just have to deal with the cold hard truth. Good afternoon.

 

Amen to that YO!

 

Someone's been watching too much Breaking Bad, yo. Good morning.

 

Not that there really is such a thing as too much Breaking Bad. Good morning.

 

Double posting is still a thing, though.

Good evening.

 

Hey, it's not my fault that occasionally people don't post in between my posts. Good morning.

 

I just upset someone on youtube. He commented on something I said by basically saying "waah, I don't have a good comeback", so I said "I'm surprised you managed to write a response. I mean, if I was as butthurt as you and leaking vaginally at the same time it would be quite the distraction." I'm awaiting a reply.

Good evening.

 

I just got done reading somebody's post in which every word was capitalized.

Good morning.

 

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Congratulations, you win the internet. Good morning.